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  1. 06-29-2012 #1
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    Default Intimate moments

    I was brushing my teeth this evening whilst being observed by the resident heckler. She said that men's arses are unattractive coz they lack fat. I called her a rug-muncher.

    Is this the beginning of the end or the start of a bright new future?
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    That, sir, is a question that begs to be answered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    I called her a rug-muncher.
    I like rug-munchers.

    Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormz_STA View Post
    I like rug-munchers.

    Carry on.
    You're not even Polish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    You're not even Polish.
    I'd polish her rug.

    w000t???!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormz_STA View Post
    I like rug-munchers.

    Carry on.
    Have you ever seen the british subspecies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormz_STA View Post
    I'd polish her rug.

    w000t???!?!?!
    hahaha. Burnnnnn
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR View Post
    Have you ever seen the british subspecies?
    Yes but I don't mind that they are cross-eyed, fat and smelly. I like 'em all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormz_STA View Post
    Yes but I don't mind that they are cross-eyed, fat and smelly. I like 'em all.
    Now I know what you meant with "working hard"
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    Do squats...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR View Post
    Have you ever seen the british subspecies?
    The resident heckler is not from this beautiful isle. Mong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    The resident heckler is not from this beautiful isle. Mong
    I guess she integrated pretty well then. Is she polish btw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR View Post
    I guess she integrated pretty well then. Is she polish btw?
    No Polish woman would ever be with Lazy Lob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    Do squats...
    Tea bagging you mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormz_STA View Post
    No Polish woman would ever be with Lazy Lob.
    I feed you my sweet macadamias and you swoon. Beotch
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