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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    I don't trust nature.

    don't do it.

    I also think chimps are evil - ever since I heard about that lady that got her face eaten by a chimp.
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    Same here.

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    ^^ I need to buy more MREs and bullets.

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    The zombie face eating stuff is caused by "bathsalt" drugs, no virus involved only ultra nasty chemicals that trigger such behaviour:

    http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...light=bathsalt

    So nothing mysterious about what happened, just unpredictable new synthetic drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeiJoa View Post
    The zombie face eating stuff is caused by "bathsalt" drugs, no virus involved only ultra nasty chemicals that trigger such behaviour:

    http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...light=bathsalt

    So nothing mysterious about what happened, just unpredictable new synthetic drugs.
    Herrr no
    Up to date toxicological analysis showed that the "face eating" man was only full of marijuana
    No bath salts derivate were detected

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    This thread made me do a quick search regarding a questions that has bugged me for a while. Why do chimps appear to be so much stronger than man? It appears chimps are about twice as strong as humans, not the 5x that has been claimed.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/22/sc...an-humans.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruisercruiser View Post
    This thread made me do a quick search regarding a questions that has bugged me for a while. Why do chimps appear to be so much stronger than man? It appears chimps are about twice as strong as humans, not the 5x that has been claimed.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/22/sc...an-humans.html
    Crossfit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by junglejim View Post
    Crossfit...
    crossfit and heavy squats

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    I suspected speed-walking followed up by intense poo-flinging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
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    Forging their Elite Fitness.

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    The only thing scarier than chimps are chimps dressed like clowns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    The only thing scarier than chimps are chimps dressed like clowns.
    holy crap, that just gave me a visual I could have done without!

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    Until Chimps can grow mullets, we are still the dominant species.... Have no fear.

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    Dang, these chimps make Hannibal Lecter look like a woosey. The attacked guy is from Texas, I hope he can recover, I am not sure he will live from the amount of injuries. Chimps dragged him underneath a fence after grabbign his ankles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruisercruiser View Post
    This thread made me do a quick search regarding a questions that has bugged me for a while. Why do chimps appear to be so much stronger than man? It appears chimps are about twice as strong as humans, not the 5x that has been claimed.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/22/sc...an-humans.html
    Humans are the most (or second after wolves) endurance built species walking this world. Chimps have none of this. So all the musclefibres we have to be able to handle endurance, they just got more raw strenght.

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    Was just looking at this Kids FB page. One of the Chimps, Cozy has a reputation for rock throwing and injuring people and he was considered the best.

    Guess we just learned animals arent like DIsney cartoons

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