Reply With QuoteLooking at his FB, the apes there have shown violence before. Never drop you guard with wild animals.
In Central Africa there have been cases of chimps banding together and stealing infants (human infants in case that wasn't clear) out of remote villages. These seemingly adorable creatures are, in fact, quite vicious mofos...
Poor bloke. Hope he pulls through.
Looking at his FB, the apes there have shown violence before. Never drop you guard with wild animals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEAOriginally Posted by Flagg
I don't want to sound like a partypooper and end the discussion about evil chimps but has anyone confirmed this NOT Rage virus related?
Cause I'm still sitting at DEFCON 2 after the crazy face eating people and the homo cannibal.
Possible zombie/rage virus activity is no joke.
Remember two in the head, make sure they're dead
Should be SOP for angry monkeys.
Indeed.
Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwOnq2C2vA
Humans do worse to each other.
That's when I started looking at chimps sideways myself, and be sure not to smile and show teeth, then they really go nuts.
Then imagine if chimps had nuclear weapons!!
Kind of crazy chimp related story.
http://www.esquire.com/features/chim...k-0409?src=rss
to cut to the chase of the above 4 page article which goes into extreme detail, perhaps too much, here is the attack:
One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.
St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals.
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/chim...#ixzz1zJ4APUxX
Chimps..... during this attack a guy shot the chimp with a 45 caliber and didn't even slow it down. I would use a 44 magnum with hollow points, and multiple shots to the head. then I would cut the bastards head off with a sword.
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Damn. A gorilla would merely pound you to a pulp and then leave you alone. And that is only after you provoke it/go deeper into its territory even after it signals that it doesn't want you there. Helps that they are vegetarian.
The description above (as is the original article: dragging the guy past the fence and for 1 km shows nothing but malicious intent) shows just how sadistic chimps are.
Holy ****e...
Fvck primates...
Addition: I don't know if I'd want a .44. 6 in the chamber wouldn't seem like enough for a pack of crazed chimp's, plus I couldn't imagine what trying to reload would be like with a bunch of them charging you. I'd prefer a 7.62 AR. THAT should actually be absolutely mandatory to have around chimp enclosures.
Poor guy. I dont trust those "cute" chimps either.
Damn. Well, better the enemy you know. As far as I'm concerned all chimps are now persona non grata.
Baboon troops have done the same with crying babies and barking dogs.....
What astonishes you ? They share 98,8 % of DNA with us. They are only 98,8% as vicious as us.The description above (as is the original article: dragging the guy past the fence and for 1 km shows nothing but malicious intent) shows just how sadistic chimps are.
On a side note, the chimp perps should now be put down imo. They are smart animals and now they have learned how much is weak a human (bare handed i mean) they can reiterate the same kind of attacks on other students or veterinary team members
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