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  1. 07-06-2012 #76
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    If you failed the US test and want to do a test specially designed for every dumbass to succeed and exploit social benefits do this one:

    http://www1.spiegel.de/active/quizto...&a=42124241324
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankBooth0 View Post
    You are a sick man.
    I know....evil southern white boy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tluassa View Post
    If you failed the US test and want to do a test specially designed for every dumbass to succeed and exploit social benefits do this one:
    Here is a finnish test.

    http://www.hs.fi/viesti/kansalaisuustesti

    Dont speak finnish? Tough luck.
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    16/20. im an ignorant commiesaurus marx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tluassa View Post
    If you failed the US test and want to do a test specially designed for every dumbass to succeed and exploit social benefits do this one:

    http://www1.spiegel.de/active/quizto...&a=42124241324
    Already posted it a few pages ago
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    Fail.

    Can I revoke my citizenship now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtCool View Post
    Fail.

    Can I revoke my citizenship now?
    If you do, then you can vacation in Cuba. Which would be awesome!
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    I passed the German test. Yippi!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrYsIs View Post
    See, if i was an american i would want a highly technically skilled immigrant who has at least a PhD in science or technology.
    Good thing you're not an American then, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by junglejim View Post
    See if I was American, I would bomb your annoying brown asses.
    But now you are the brown asses

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan10k View Post
    And I want people who speak English, know our history, and will embrace the culture of wherever it is they settle down.
    You pig-dog cultural chauvinist! How dare you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJHH View Post
    When immigrants want to become Americans, they must take a civics test as part of their naturalization interview before an immigration officer. Could you pass it?

    I couldn't. But I do not have any aspiraAs tion to become a US citizen..
    As an American I think I can safely for us all say thank fcuk for that.
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    Yeah, might raise the average IQ of both countries
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorro C9 View Post
    Yeah, might raise the average IQ of both countries
    Amazing, How do you type while hanging onto a Sheeps loins from behind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LineDoggie View Post
    Amazing, How do you type while hanging onto a Sheeps loins from behind?
    He's free styling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LineDoggie View Post
    Amazing, How do you type while hanging onto a Sheeps loins from behind?
    Pube to wool.
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    25%. I get to stay in Australia. Yaaaaaaaaaay.
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