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Thread: Child molestor jumps from Golden Gate bridge to elude police

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    Arrow Child molestor jumps from Golden Gate bridge to elude police

    Man Dives From Bridge To Elude Chasing Police / He fled from arrest in molestation of boy, 4

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/M...ce-3240413.php

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    Should be read as
    "*** offender saved millions for tax payer by ending his own life in front of police"

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    I hope they left him in the water. Fish need to eat.

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    Hope the little kid is OK. They say kids sometimes forget but, they really don't. It stays there in the back of their minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    I hope they left him in the water. Fish need to eat.
    +1 at least his body will work for sth good.

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    It seems it's an old news, but I caught this line
    "Convicted in 1997 on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon for attacking a woman in his Volkswagen van, Ward served nine days in jail and was put on felony probation for 36 months."

    Really,nine days only for assault with deadly weapon?
    There are people got felony charge for unintentionally carrying a pocket knife into court/airport.

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    I think it's time to hire midgets to dress up as kids and entice more of them onto the bridge.

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    The cold waters under that bridge are a bit different than the kiddie pool... Hope an eel makes good use of his cavities.

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    Did he died?

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    Quote Originally Posted by liberal cl View Post
    Did he died?
    Insh'Allah, Habibi, Insh'Allah.

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    I hope his balls hit the water first so he got that one instant of excruciating pain before expiring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    I hope his balls hit the water first so he got that one instant of excruciating pain before expiring.
    Holy mother of perpetually pain, that is hillarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by liberal cl View Post
    Did he died?
    They have not found the body, but the survival rate with Golden Gate jumpers is very, very low. The water is cold, the current is strong, and the drop is over 200 feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lugiahua View Post
    Should be read as
    "*** offender saved millions for tax payer by ending his own life in front of police"
    Yeah; I do not see any down side to this at all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ought Six View Post
    They have not found the body, but the survival rate with Golden Gate jumpers is very, very low. The water is cold, the current is strong, and the drop is over 200 feet.
    He reached terminal velocity (IIRC), so the impact on water would be no different than concrete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GB_FXST View Post
    Yeah; I do not see any down side to this at all.

    He reached terminal velocity (IIRC), so the impact on water would be no different than concrete.
    Best news in awhile.

    True..........

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