Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 19

Thread: going to serbia and montenegro on vacation, last minute advices?

  1. #1
    Member whiskey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    there is no DVD night on the strike team!
    Age
    24
    Posts
    750

    Default going to serbia and montenegro on vacation, last minute advices?

    hey folks,

    my gf (which is a native serbian) an me leaving to serbia tomorrow, she's got family there,
    after staying 2 days in serbia, were heading for montenegro...

    any last minute advices for do and dont's?

    hopefully this wont be a shotgunwedding


    whiskey

  2. #2

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by whiskey View Post
    hey folks,

    my gf (which is a native serbian) an me leaving to serbia tomorrow, she's got family there,
    after staying 2 days in serbia, were heading for montenegro...

    any last minute advices for do and dont's?

    hopefully this wont be a shotgunwedding


    whiskey
    -drink lots and lots
    -try to buy and shoot as many AK"s and RPG's as you can
    -Don't talk about football !! They will kill you !!
    -not all the women you see are " women of small virtue"

    No just have fun, really beautiful country !! Especially Montenegro... take lots of walks and pics. If that's your kind of thing

  3. #3
    Senior Member SuchIsLife's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    1,443

    Default

    Montenegro beaches are said to be the next hot (in a good way ) spot - should be fun!

  4. #4
    The member that no one remembers. IconOfEvi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    The United American Empire
    Posts
    12,561

    Default

    Prepare for your shotgun wedding

  5. #5
    Senior Member G-AWZT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Age
    45
    Posts
    5,602

    Default

    Go to Kalamegdan, Old Belgrade order some cevaps, minced raw onions, warm bread, and a couple of pivos.

  6. #6
    Banned user
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Posts
    277

    Default

    Don't mention Kosovo

    Them Serbs will get angry real quick.

  7. #7
    Senior Member Andreas's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Bergen, Norway, Weathercoast
    Age
    31
    Posts
    9,604

    Default

    Driving in the mountains of Montenegro is magic. The scenery of the sunset looking down into the "fjord" wow...

  8. #8
    Senior Member TG211's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    France
    Posts
    2,155

    Default

    I remember I enjoyed Ulcinj, Montenegro when I was a kid. Nice beaches, camping resorts, it was nice !

    BTW, I know I'm obscuring things, but don't let gypsies take a photo of you with their monkey. My head still has scars.../non-sense

  9. #9
    no muff too tuff Fallap's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Socialist Empire of Denmark.
    Age
    22
    Posts
    3,516

    Default

    Montenegro is awesome, a bit backwards like Serbia. But the weather is nice, the prices are low (despite the fact that they use the € as the official currency.) beaches are clean, girls are hot and willing (ahem) and the fish is good!

    So have fun! And you should definitely take the train from Belgrade to Bar, the views are stunning. Just don't expect Orient Express service.

  10. #10
    Member a.godumov's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    България / Bulgaria
    Posts
    716

    Default

    -drink lots and lots
    -try to buy and shoot as many AK"s and RPG's as you can
    -Don't talk about football !! They will kill you !!
    -not all the women you see are " women of small virtue"

    No just have fun, really beautiful country !! Especially Montenegro... take lots of walks and pics. If that's your kind of thing
    The "don't talk about football" advice may be useful

  11. #11
    Member whiskey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    there is no DVD night on the strike team!
    Age
    24
    Posts
    750

    Default

    haha, okay since i dont like football very much that shouldnt be a problem

    were driving the complete way, from munich, to novi sad (serbia) and then to budva ( montenegro ) -> road trip
    as for the girls, ill post a few pics for you gents when iam back.
    and if i find her grandpa's AK some funny videos too

    ahh and just in case you guys dont hear from me in 11 days, send in mp.net's omfgD3lt4-highspeed seals

  12. #12
    Senior Member Kit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    2,783

    Default

    "Don't mention the war."

  13. #13
    Suspended for infractions
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Curules Equi. I'm Happy.
    Posts
    12,992

    Default

    Just enjoy.

    If you can bear the heat, wander around Voivodina, maybe pay a visit to Vrsac, sail along the Romanian border, nice area.

  14. #14
    Senior Member INAT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    5,480

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by whiskey View Post
    haha, okay since i dont like football very much that shouldnt be a problem

    were driving the complete way, from munich, to novi sad (serbia) and then to budva ( montenegro ) -> road trip
    as for the girls, ill post a few pics for you gents when iam back.
    and if i find her grandpa's AK some funny videos too

    ahh and just in case you guys dont hear from me in 11 days, send in mp.net's omfgD3lt4-highspeed seals

    Leave any preconceived notions about Serbia at home and just enjoy the experience for what it is. What you think of Serbia before you go and what you think of Serbia when you leave are two very different things. Wear dark sunglasses so when you stair at the women your girl does not get pissed.

  15. #15
    smartypants clean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Poriuncula
    Age
    43
    Posts
    12,022

    Default

    I would always duct tape whichever pocket my passport was in. Aside from that, it's a great place.

    Oh, and bring tequila. They think they are tough with the slivovitz and rakia, but that's because they never had tequila before.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •