going to serbia and montenegro on vacation, last minute advices?

[whiskey]

hey folks,

my gf (which is a native serbian) an me leaving to serbia tomorrow, she's got family there,
after staying 2 days in serbia, were heading for montenegro...

any last minute advices for do and dont's?

hopefully this wont be a shotgunwedding


whiskey

[nougabol]

hey folks,

my gf (which is a native serbian) an me leaving to serbia tomorrow, she's got family there,
after staying 2 days in serbia, were heading for montenegro...

any last minute advices for do and dont's?

hopefully this wont be a shotgunwedding


whiskey

-drink lots and lots
-try to buy and shoot as many AK"s and RPG's as you can
-Don't talk about football !! They will kill you !!
-not all the women you see are " women of small virtue"

No just have fun, really beautiful country !! Especially Montenegro... take lots of walks and pics. If that's your kind of thing

[SuchIsLife]

Montenegro beaches are said to be the next hot (in a good way ) spot - should be fun!

[IconOfEvi]

Prepare for your shotgun wedding

[G-AWZT]

Go to Kalamegdan, Old Belgrade order some cevaps, minced raw onions, warm bread, and a couple of pivos.

[OneUp1911]

Don't mention Kosovo

Them Serbs will get angry real quick.

[Andreas]

Driving in the mountains of Montenegro is magic. The scenery of the sunset looking down into the "fjord" wow...

[TG211]

I remember I enjoyed Ulcinj, Montenegro when I was a kid. Nice beaches, camping resorts, it was nice !

BTW, I know I'm obscuring things, but don't let gypsies take a photo of you with their monkey. My head still has scars.../non-sense

[Fallap]

Montenegro is awesome, a bit backwards like Serbia. But the weather is nice, the prices are low (despite the fact that they use the € as the official currency.) beaches are clean, girls are hot and willing (ahem) and the fish is good!

So have fun! And you should definitely take the train from Belgrade to Bar, the views are stunning. Just don't expect Orient Express service.

[a.godumov]

-drink lots and lots
-try to buy and shoot as many AK"s and RPG's as you can
-Don't talk about football !! They will kill you !!
-not all the women you see are " women of small virtue"

No just have fun, really beautiful country !! Especially Montenegro... take lots of walks and pics. If that's your kind of thing

The "don't talk about football" advice may be useful

[whiskey]

haha, okay since i dont like football very much that shouldnt be a problem

were driving the complete way, from munich, to novi sad (serbia) and then to budva ( montenegro ) -> road trip
as for the girls, ill post a few pics for you gents when iam back.
and if i find her grandpa's AK some funny videos too

ahh and just in case you guys dont hear from me in 11 days, send in mp.net's omfgD3lt4-highspeed seals

[Kit]

"Don't mention the war."

[KoTeMoRe]

Just enjoy.

If you can bear the heat, wander around Voivodina, maybe pay a visit to Vrsac, sail along the Romanian border, nice area.

[INAT]

haha, okay since i dont like football very much that shouldnt be a problem

were driving the complete way, from munich, to novi sad (serbia) and then to budva ( montenegro ) -> road trip
as for the girls, ill post a few pics for you gents when iam back.
and if i find her grandpa's AK some funny videos too

ahh and just in case you guys dont hear from me in 11 days, send in mp.net's omfgD3lt4-highspeed seals

Leave any preconceived notions about Serbia at home and just enjoy the experience for what it is. What you think of Serbia before you go and what you think of Serbia when you leave are two very different things. Wear dark sunglasses so when you stair at the women your girl does not get pissed.

[clean]

I would always duct tape whichever pocket my passport was in. Aside from that, it's a great place.

Oh, and bring tequila. They think they are tough with the slivovitz and rakia, but that's because they never had tequila before.