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    Inside London 2012 Olympic Village Needs More Than 100,000 Condoms

    It only took one week to run out of the 70,000 condoms supplied to Olympic Village during the Sydney Olympic Games in 2000.

    And during the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, 100,000 condoms were ordered for the athletes, but that still was not quite enough. The frequent usage of the condoms is just one side effect of the wild, all-night parties that go down in the Olympic Village, which is supposedly a hotbed of sex, drugs and gold medals. Or at least, that is the claim made by the anonymous author of the new salacious tell-all The Secret Olympics. The author claims to be a former British Olympian himself, giving him firsthand experience to all the secret escapades that go down in the very private and heavily guarded village.

    The official Olympic regulations state that alcohol and drugs are banned from the village during the competition; however, the author maintains that it is incredibly easy for the contestants to sneak booze and other drugs into the villages. According to the author, although many of the activities that go down in the village are not sanctioned, they are kept quiet as to not sully the reputable image of the Olympics.

    It is not hard to understand why so many condoms are needed during this 17-day competition. The village itself is its own Mt. Olympus, filled with our version of the gods: healthy, incredibly fit athletes in their prime. (...)
    Let the sex games begin! That's about 10 condoms per participant by the way.
    The article also raises an interesting question about the "trepidation" some atheletes from socially conservative societies such as Brunei might encounter; for example, news has it that Saudi Arabia is going to send female athletes for the first time in history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muck View Post
    for example, news has it that Saudi Arabia is going to send female athletes for the first time in history.
    And none of them will return home as virgins.

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    Think the secky time numbers will be down for this Olympics. Not much to look at besides pale women.

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    There is no way I could keep up with this. I'd be dead in the water. You're facing having *** with hoards of women tuned to physical perfection. I might even die, and **** anyone who says that's a good way to go. bleeding out from a broken **** aint cool.

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    I can see it now, the Ultimate XXX movie ------ Olympic Endurance Competition.

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    I never knew... Welp, time to become an Olympian.

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    That's awesome. I appreciate the Olympics a whole lot more now.

    If anyone makes a mistake during the games, they can blame it on a hang-over from the night befores "festivities".

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    A friend of mine who used to be in the powerlifting scene told me that at tournaments it wasnt uncommon for female powerlifters, all pumped up on male hormones, to select a few partners a night to be serviced. No idea if true, but the image of a skinny male athlete being manhandled by a butch women has stuck in my head since.

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    Awesome. I'll bring my own spermicidal box for Hope Solo and Alex Morgan, thanks.

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    100,000 condoms were ordered for the athletes,
    never do it with naked finger.
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    I think that the "sport de chambre " should be submited to IOC
    "soprt de chambre" is one of the denomination of s e x in french

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollis View Post
    I can see it now, the Ultimate XXX movie ------ Olympic Endurance Competition.
    Sign me up for 4 copies.

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    Who is surprised? 10,000s of young fit athletes in their prime, living in close proximity, never likely to meet again and partying in a foreign country? Sounds like spring break with medals.

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    Wow, that is an awful lot of latex. I wonder what brands they use and if lube is supplied. Brand names missing out here. "The official condom of the 2012 Olympic Games."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rattfink View Post
    Sign me up for 4 copies.
    I would but one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rattfink View Post
    Who is surprised? 10,000s of young fit athletes in their prime, living in close proximity, never likely to meet again and partying in a foreign country? Sounds like spring break with medals.
    Sound ficken awesome.

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