Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
― Winston Churchill
^^ Mr Churchill never ceases to amaze me.
Originally Posted by gaz
A kid goes home and asks his Dad for help with his homework, he has to write an essay about the difference between potential and reality. The Dad tells him to go and ask his Mum, his sister and his brother if they'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. The kids asks this and after some deliberation all three tell him that they would. The kid tells his Dad the results and then asks how this will help with his homework. The Dad replies "Well son, this means that potentially we're sitting on three million dollars but in reality we're living with two whores and a homo".