Reply With QuoteI wonder how long it will be before its been posted as the Gospel truff on the Netz?
General’s Controversial Graduation Speech Sparks Riots, 11 Killed
http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/07/ge...h-riot-ensues/General’s Controversial Graduation Speech Sparks Riots, 11 Killed
Sand Hill, Fort Benning, Georgia – Many soldiers and family members are angry over reports of controversial remarks from the Commanding Officer of Fort Benning at a recruit graduation.
Speaking to an assembled crowd of new soldiers and their families at basic training graduation, Major General Robert Brown was reported as “extremely hostile.”
His speech began with the ”standard fluff” about duty, country, and the privileges of serving when such a small percentage of the country chooses a career in the Armed Forces. The speech took a turn, however, when the General reached a point in his remarks, obviously reused from previous ceremonies.
“Look to your left and right towards your brothers in arms,” said General Brown. “You’re all now members of a proud warrior class, and heroes like your fathers before you who-”
The General stopped, took a deep breath and crumpled the sheet before flinging it to the ground.
“**** it! I can’t read **** like this anymore. Listen up you little bald b@stards.”
It's satire. just want to point that out before anyone gets butthurt
I wonder how long it will be before its been posted as the Gospel truff on the Netz?
See the comments below, it has already begunOriginally Posted by Connaught Ranger
Obviously a play on the report of the teacher who told his students that they were nothing special which was reported last month or so.
That is fvcking great!! I love it!!!!!
BahahahahahahahahahaThe ensuing riot caused over a half-million dollars in damage, and Drill Sergeants were forced to kill 11 Privates in self-defense.
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You have to admit, the speech hits the nail on the head.
I knew it was BS because MG Brown isn't the CG at Benning anymore. He left about a month ago.
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