Drummer accused of masturbating while driving on I-95
Thatīs hillarious (including his excuse) ...
Drummer accused of masturbating while driving on I-95
A female motorist reported a driver, later identified as Ronald Ayers, was performing a *** act on himself while driving on I-95 near Ormond Beach, reports the Orlando Sentinel.
The 36-year-old Jacksonville musician drummed up an excuse for the deputy who later pulled him over: Ayers said he's a drummer who commutes between Jacksonville to Daytona Beach and he frequently simulates playing the drums while driving by hitting his steering wheel with drum sticks, which were found between his two front seats, according to the report.
But the woman was sticking to her story and reportedly insisted that it was not possible that she mistook the drum sticks for his *****.
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Originally Posted by 2RHPZ
I love that sort of play on words, very much off the beaten track
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Hey, what's your avatar of? It's very dark so I can't really make it out. Is that chewbacca, second from left? Sorry or the off topic, but I've been meaning to ask.
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What a stupid arrogant b*tch even when faced with a logical explanation she continues to blabber off that she is right and everyone else is wrong, despite that she would ruin the rest of this guys life.
Maybe she just sees cocks everywhere.
Texting, drumming, watching someone choke their chicken, it's all distracted driving.
did he break road laws?
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Hey, what's your avatar of? It's very dark so I can't really make it out. Is that chewbacca, second from left? Sorry or the off topic, but I've been meaning to ask.
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@Bauer_CTU ... not chewbacca, itīs like Mr.Horse posted. I pull it off this great site.
It's impossible to know who is right. Her word against his word... he'll be fine!
This is not even news worthy, but someone at the news agency found "the clever" play on words to be funny, so they run with it.
i've actually seen a truck driver on the autobahn practicing with drumsticks while driving.
I've also heard about some driver who had to be pulled out of his truck's wreck wearing no pants by some voulonteer firefighter buddy of mine...
Why do they always have to release names in the US ? Is this some sort of public punishment, like in medieval times to put people in stocks on the marketplace ?
It's a matter of public record, the accused names are in publicly available paperwork so news orginizations and Joe Schmo have access to them.
That's why you do it at night so no one can see you.
Doing two or three things at once is one of the few skills drummers have, his efforts should be applauded.
Seems a drum stick is a bit thin for a pen!s, at least in my neck of the woods.
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