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    Default Skinny Jeans Are Giving British Men Testicular Problems


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    When you wear skinny jeans you're not much of a man anymore anyways, except if you're a cowboy.

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    Does anyone know how we can send kinney_bmx some flowers or a card or something?

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    Yo ya gotta wear baggy acc brizitches yo. Like size XXXXXL shizznit, an hold up the pair wit one hand yo.

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    A man who wears skinny jeans should have his testies removed anyway.

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    I do squats at the gym; skinny jeans were never really an option for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by pascalywood View Post
    A man who wears skinny jeans should have his testies removed anyway.
    Friggen plum smugglers .

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    Let's see. Skinny jeans=no IWB carry, no ankle rig, and twisted test-i-cles.

    Yeah. Pass.

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    UTIs and fungal infections? They should do a comparison study between circumcised and uncircumcised male population wearing those skinny jeans. It would be interesting to see if that would support studies that show UTIs and fungal infections occurring more often in uncircumcised males. Certainly the heat buildup in such a tight space is perfect conditions for bacterial/fungal infections.

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    Jeans should be slim, baggy jeans look like you're trash. I don't agree with skin tight, but I like my jeans a bit tight, nothing like a good pair of Levi 501s.

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    Anybody else noticed that most OTH threads are either about pants, male genitals or Justin Bieber?

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    Being a british study I'm guessing they don't mean the Cowboy-Cut jeans but the ridiculous crap the hipsters wear.

    Plenty of room in the crotch in Wrangler 13MWZ's. Stay away from the slim-fit 936DEN's though. Ouch.

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    Darwinism at work.

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    I haven't worn skinny jeans since I stopped being skinny.

    Real news: Blood Diamond Pants prevent testicular cancer !


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