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    There's enough room to park a car inside my jeans. It's not because they're baggy but because my genitals are abnormally small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz View Post
    There's enough room to park a car inside my jeans. It's not because they're baggy but because my genitals are abnormally small.
    load one pocket with lots of loose change

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz View Post
    There's enough room to park a car inside my jeans. It's not because they're baggy but because my genitals are abnormally small.
    Try a rolled up sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Gently Benevolent View Post
    Second page before the predictable batty boy insinuation! Your slow in the uptake these days socom6
    Haha! Didnt see this post in time! But really, I am really annoyed when I see bleached face fake sideburn tight shirt skinny jeans wearing young fools in my country looking like Elton John's bag boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    You wouldnt hit it?
    With a crowbar ?
    certainly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrupt View Post
    This. I'll stick to my normal fit jeans that are comfortable.
    ...and normal looking. Never gonna try to wear this stupid thight shyte.

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    Slim are fine. But when seeing blokes in skin tight jeans I think how the hell my balls need a slight draft haha!

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    To quote my Dad, "Those pants are like the old Lyndonville Hotel, no ballroom."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR View Post
    God might not hate Fags but he definitely hates Hipsters.
    Hahahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socom6 View Post
    But really, I am really annoyed when I see bleached face fake sideburn tight shirt skinny jeans wearing young fools in my country looking like Elton John's bag boys.
    People in your country have fake sideburns? Like stick on ones?

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    Do these jeans make my Glock look fat?

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    If your skinny jeans are tight enough to affect your junk then something is wrong (or you're too fat to be wearing skinny jeans)
    Men's skinny jeans aren't mean to be that tight anyways, not even my "hipster" friends wear jeans that tight

    I'll stick to my A&F Skinny/Slims & my 511/514s.
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    Glad to know Kinney won't be able to reproduce.
    who the **** are you anyways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kinney_bmx View Post
    who the **** are you anyways?
    Not a hipster, thats for sure.

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    Kinney is more concerned about yeast infections

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