How would you like to have THIS inside your ear?

[G-AWZT]

LAWL the dork in me knows its a Ceti Eel

LOL! No way

[Ledanek]

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[shermbodius]

Nuke it from orbit.

You got my vote AM.

[Mein Teil]

That's more like an earwig than a spider though. Different type of bugs.

Earwig...Lol, where the hell are you from?

[C.Puffs]

I think they are awesome - and doubly so since they are only a few millimeters big. I cannot even begin imagine the absolute terrors these things would be if they were just cat-sized !

Also they tend to have good taste in colors - well, except for the peacock spider who opted for the same modest attire best favored by a Jean-Paul Gaultier snorting acid in the midst of the 1980s, but still, pretty awesome again. If I was a Creationist, I'd call the Peacock spider as my next witness instead of focusing on the banana.

And yep, I agree, whatever takes out mosquitoes, gnats, cockroaches and web-weaving spiders is a Good Arachnid in my book.

[Mein Teil]

I don't like anything in my ear. Sometimes my wife slips her tongue in there, though. And her finger in my ass......I've said too much.

Please go on, what ever you fancy!

Hey, maybe you should start your own thread: How would you like this in your ass?

[California Joe]

Earwig...Lol, where the hell are you from?

Earwigs are real yo.

[Mein Teil]

Earwigs are real yo.

Most city folk don't know what they are.

[C.Puffs]

Earwigs are real yo.

Most of them look like this:



Whoops, I meant this:

[shermbodius]

Most city folk don't know what they are.

God forbid if there is no Starbucks around the corner or it is the end of civilization.

[Albatross]

I would cut my ****ing ear off to get that ****er out....screw that.

[Kit]

F*** you Stryder, I was about to go to bed.

[FlintHillBilly]

Atleast if a spider was in my ear it would keep the bugs out.

A report by CNN states that spiders and other bugs are appearing in greater numbers this summer due to warm weather and drought conditions across the U.S.

Lol what?

[Stryder Kennset]

F*** you Stryder, I was about to go to bed.

Glad to be of service and thank you very very much!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Stryder Kennset]

Atleast if a spider was in my ear it would keep the bugs out.



Lol what?

This is actually true. Warmer temp make insects much much more active since they are cold blooded and their daily activties coorespond to thei ambient temp. The colder the temp. the less active. The warmer the temp, the more active they are. This means if the average temp is warmer then usual, they are far more active and go through their life span faster, which means they produce much much faster also, meaning more bugs around. The link also said this.