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Thread: Study: Oral S3x Cures Morning Sickness

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    Default Study: Oral S3x Cures Morning Sickness

    ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral *** to that list.

    According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.
    But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. .............Read the rest ................

    Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.
    http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/...ning-sickness/

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    this study might come in handy one day ^^

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    Oral S3x Cures Morning Sickness
    ...and increases the risk of throat cancer, other studies say.
    Don't pay scientists for whipping out studies, I say.

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    Gordon Gallup prolly did this research while his wife was pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muck View Post
    ...and increases the risk of throat cancer, other studies say.
    Don't pay scientists for whipping out studies, I say.
    I know those evil corrupt scientists pushing their oral *** agenda. HOW DARE THEY!

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    Preventative medicine; twice a day for about two years before pregnancy. That should do the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EdisonTrent View Post
    I know those evil corrupt scientists pushing their oral *** agenda. HOW DARE THEY!
    How about "just fling the tongue and don't think of weird-ass studies"?

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    Some people used to know this without sophisticated, expensive scientific studies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switek View Post
    Some people used to know this without sophisticated, expensive scientific studies...
    That is how your morning sickness was cured?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoloco View Post
    That is how your morning sickness was cured?


    Smart reply! .

    Well, The only thing what makes my morning sickness is too much booze the night before but I've practiced another cure for that :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoloco View Post
    That is how your morning sickness was cured?
    sick burn.

    123345

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    soozandannnnnn!

    Having witnessed said morning sickness before I'm not exactly sure that testing a puking woman's gag reflex is the best idea...

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    If she'd just sucked it in the first place like I asked her to she'd have never gotten pregnant anyway so yeah, I guess it does prevent morning sickness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    soozandannnnnn!

    Having witnessed said morning sickness before I'm not exactly sure that testing a puking woman's gag reflex is the best idea...
    Oh snap you remember the Farsi - haha, Awesome!

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    I'm a multilingual bastard.

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