New Theory On Creation of Universe

[Dan2004]

I have devised a new theory on the creation of the universe. I call it the GSHC, or Giant Space Hamster Creation theory. Approximately 8 billion years ago, in the vast gulf of nothingness that was the non-universe, there existed a Giant Space Hamster (GSH) that ate too much Space Celery. Growing bloated from all of the unpassed gas, the GSH eventually exploded in a titanic release of cosmic gases and matter, initiating the start of the universe as we know it.

Discuss.

[GorkoSan]

...space hamsters seem legit. Besides they are utterly cool.

[Dan2004]

I know, right? Totally plausible...

[Mackie]

Enough details for a religion.

[Piirka]

It died, so we may live. Praised be the Giant Space Hamster!

[Beowulf]

I, for one, welcome our new hamster overlords.

[MeiJoa]

I can not find any flaws in that theory, and its not possible to prove its not true.

You should found a facebook site for this.

[PEMM]

That is extremely beautiful theory. Unbelievable no one came up with it before, as it clearly is the only logical way it could have happened.

Hail the giant space hamster! Here is artists recreation of the event:

[DaveDash]

The flaw in your theory is that the universe is actually proven to be 13.7 billion years old.

Other than that, I think your theory has merit.



The GSH had massive potential energy, and after consuming the celery, released a massive amount of heat energy which bought existence from Planck epoch, and lead to the inflation epoch.

[Piirka]

Once a year, we will feast and not poop for a week to symphatise with the glory and agony of the great giant space hamster with equally great constipation.

[Dan2004]

Yes, yes. Praise be to Him, our furry Lord & Savior.
The Church of Hamsterianism is currently hiring.
Positions to be filled:
Vice Pope
Council of Heirarchs
Historians
Warrior Priests
Crusaders/Missionaries
The Cylon Final Five
Accountants
Legal
Black Baggers
PIO/PAO's
Tribute Collectors
Corps of the Temple Guard
Janitorial

[CrYsIs]

The flaw in your theory is that the VISIBLE universe is actually proven to be 13.7 billion years old.

corrected for you

[Territory]

there is also a theory about the unvisible universe: the theory that every black hole contains another universe, because of the singularity.

[Dan2004]

The flaw in your theory is that the universe is actually proven to be 13.7 billion years old.

Minor details that can be ironed out in the soon to be released New Testament and further retcons in future translations/interpretations.

[Dan2004]

there is also a theory about the unvisible universe: the theory that every black hole contains another universe, because of the singularity.

Blasphemer! I cast thee out! :P