I have devised a new theory on the creation of the universe. I call it the GSHC, or Giant Space Hamster Creation theory. Approximately 8 billion years ago, in the vast gulf of nothingness that was the non-universe, there existed a Giant Space Hamster (GSH) that ate too much Space Celery. Growing bloated from all of the unpassed gas, the GSH eventually exploded in a titanic release of cosmic gases and matter, initiating the start of the universe as we know it.
Yes, yes. Praise be to Him, our furry Lord & Savior.
The Church of Hamsterianism is currently hiring.
Positions to be filled:
Council of Heirarchs
The Cylon Final Five
Corps of the Temple Guard