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Thread: LL Cool J puts a beat-down on burglary suspect

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    Arrow LL Cool J puts a beat-down on burglary suspect

    http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...,6159156.story

    Tempted to visit LL Cool J's place? Remember to knock. Perhaps bring a small gift. Do not, we repeat do not, let yourself in and then come running at the man of the house.

    LL Cool J delivered a broken jaw and broken nose to a suspected burglar at his Studio City home in the wee hours Wednesday, police sources told L.A. Now, in a "knock-down, drag-out" fight that occurred after the rapper and actor heard sounds coming from the kitchen and went downstairs to check things out.

    The suspect, described by police as a transient, reportedly rushed the "NCIS: Los Angeles"star, and the fight ensued.

    LL Cool J, real name James Todd Smith, was reportedly holding the suspect when police arrived after 1 a.m. The intruder, who was not identified, was hospitalized for treatment of his injuries, TMZ said.

    "Mama Said Knock You Out," indeed.

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    I saw this earlier and it made me smile. Always liked LL.

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    He's always looked like a pretty big guy. I don't think I'd want to upset him.

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    Haha, wow. Kudos to LL Cool J.

    One the one hand it's a cool story and really impressive, but on the other hand...I would really hate to read a cool actor like him got shot or stabbed dead by some jackass commie Meth-head during a burglary.

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    YEAH!

    Just got his "walking with a panther" the other month, cover on it is really tacky but cool music.

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    i think the quality of his music is in an inversly proportional relation to his muscle mass... good job on the burglar nevertheless...

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    How long before the "poor" burglar files a $10 million lawsuit ?

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    He was a "Golden Gloves" boxer after all.
    Although, on "Walking with a Panther" one of the lyrics is " I'm so bad I suck my own d*ck"
    Dichotomy.

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    before the beating the burglar said " I need Love"


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    No firearms in the house LL? Might want to think about getting one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruntcap View Post
    No firearms in the house LL? Might want to think about getting one.
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    So you're saying these two "guns" aren't good enough?

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    He is not exactly skinny!

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    Haha, me too. Seriously, who wants to duke it out with LL?

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    He does play a SEAL on TV.

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