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    I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT MY STRUGGLES……..

    I was born in one country, raised in another.

    My father was born in another country.

    I was not his only child.

    He fathered several children with numerous women.

    I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.

    My mother died at an early age from cancer.

    Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I later wrote a book idolizing my father not my mother.

    Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

    My birth records were sketchy.

    No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

    I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my new country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

    I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

    That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and embarked on a new career.

    I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.

    It was clear to those who read my memoirs, that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

    I became active in local politics in my 30s then, with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.

    They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.

    I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization.

    Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me, as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

    I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.

    This bolstered my ego.

    At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...

    I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

    But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.

    I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.

    I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.

    It was the free market, banks and corporations.

    I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if they became envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

    I called mine "A People's Campaign".

    That sounded good to all people.

    I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.

    I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.

    So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities."

    My true views were not widely known and I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

    I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't.

    Then I became the most powerful man in the world.

    And then the world learned the truth.

    Who am I?

    ... ADOLPH HITLER.



    Were you thinking of someone else?
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    Godwin'd!

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    Awww.... Mitt Romney?

    C'mon Mein Teil you can't possibly be this ****ing retarded, you gonna forward viagra spam mails next?
    You seriously gonna post this idiotic garbage here? Obama the secret muslim, the fake birth certificate, the machurian candidate, Hitler reincarnate?

    No offense meant obviously, we cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fargin View Post
    Awww.... Mitt Romney?

    C'mon Mein Teil you can't possibly be this ****ing retarded, you gonna forward viagra spam mails next?
    You seriously gonna post this idiotic garbage here? Obama the secret muslim, the fake birth certificate, the machurian candidate, Hitler reincarnate?
    Who said Obama?

    Hey btw, who's this song about?



    Buddy you're a young man hard man
    Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
    You got blood on yo' face
    You big disgrace
    Wavin' your banner all over the place

    We will we will rock you
    We will we will rock you

    Buddy you're an old man poor man
    Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

    You got mud on your face
    You big disgrace
    Somebody better put you back in your place

    We will we will rock you
    We will we will rock you

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    It's about as subtle as an elephant on fire in a library.

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    Didn't know Hitler was a Muslim as a child

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    Kool - Aid man ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCR View Post
    Didn't know Hitler was a Muslim as a child
    Who really knows, he said one thing but his actions showed otherwise. Maybe he was a secret Christian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlintHillBilly View Post
    Who really knows, he said one thing but his actions showed otherwise. Maybe he was a secret Christian?
    Hitler was a practicing Christian.

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    Well I thought it was funny mein teil.....if not exactly subtle, lol.

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    What about both being extreme socialists ?

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    No I wasn't thinking of anyone else. As soon as you said "Book" and "Struggle" it was a dead give away.
    The obvious ham fited attempt to compare the President to one of history's greatest murderers was plainly and quickly obvious though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rattfink View Post
    No I wasn't thinking of anyone else. As soon as you said "Book" and "Struggle" it was a dead give away.
    The obvious ham fited attempt to compare the President to one of history's greatest murderers was plainly and quickly obvious though.
    It was set to me by a coworker, I have no idea who wrote it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rattfink View Post
    No I wasn't thinking of anyone else. As soon as you said "Book" and "Struggle" it was a dead give away.
    The obvious ham fited attempt to compare the President to one of history's greatest murderers was plainly and quickly obvious though.
    No worries I took the initiative to report the OP to attackwatch.org for any similarities to evil and blatant lies. They will sort him out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlintHillBilly View Post
    No worries I took the initiative to report the OP to attackwatch.org for any similarities to evil and blatant lies. They will sort him out.
    Am not familiar. Should I be scared to google on a logged work computer?

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