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    Default Elvis Presley's soiled underpants to be auctioned

    A pair of Elvis Presley's underpants are expected to reach up to £10,000 when they are sold at auction.
    Unwashed and still soiled with stains, the pants were worn beneath one of Presley's famous white jumpsuits during a performance in 1977.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ester-19385100

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    WTF? They can't afford to pay for electricity over at graceland, or what?

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    Does it say that no one else has worn them since? Because, one never knows who did the "soiling."

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    Drizzle stains............lol

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    IIRC, around 1983 or 84 the 3rd Armored Division auctioned off a Toilet Seat from Presleys Barracks.

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    What pathetic low-life buys a pair of soiled underpants.
    10,000 bucks for the love of God! How about feeding a few families in Darfur instead? Or at least buy the night of your life with the city's premium hookers?!

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    Google "soiled panties"...for a low life index.....

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    Someone out there is going to get a DNA sample off them and clone their own mini-Elvis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz View Post
    Someone out there is going to get a DNA sample off them and clone their own mini-Elvis.
    Excellent idea gazbert. Clone Elvis would probably still be a weird d*ckhead with mama issues, and really bad fashion sense....

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    Now every generation can clone their own Elvis to keep up the ELVIS ISN'T DEAD rumrors!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LineDoggie View Post
    IIRC, around 1983 or 84 the 3rd Armored Division auctioned off a Toilet Seat from Presleys Barracks.
    My pops was at Ft Hood the same time as Elvis. He mentioned he saw a few Jeeps go by with pretty ladies and camera crews, but that was about it. He was supposed to get an autograph for my aunt, but that never materialized. He told me the NCOs at that time were bad assed Korean vets. I'm surprised they didn't instruct the King to wipe his ass better.

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    I wonder if the underwear is from skinny elvis or fat elvis!!

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    One lucky buyer will get to sniff the panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IconOfEvi View Post
    Now every generation can clone their own Elvis to keep up the ELVIS ISN'T DEAD rumrors!
    Would that be a herd of Elvi?

    Elvises?

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    Google "soiled panties"...for a low life index.....
    I did. Here's what I found: mostly Facebook posts (and a myspace profile!), a rather unidentifiable entry to a website which offers "personal services" (I don't think I want to find out more) and a whole lot of aweful candid shots...

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