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    Quote Originally Posted by shermbodius View Post
    That is one hot looking retard. (I just made myself laugh!)
    That is not just any retard. That's octomom. Just google it

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    Quote Originally Posted by commanding View Post
    Come on Icon. You aren't sad, you are just miffed that everyone is talking like a bunch of horndogs. This is just guys being guys, locker room BS. Don't take it to heart buddy. Despite the talk, most guys treat women with some respect.....if they don't, well..that is what the father and brothers of women are for.
    It makes me sad cause Im so alone

    (the thread otherwise is hilarious as you said)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrYsIs View Post
    the best things happen by accident
    Yeah like VX Gas.

    Fallap I'm glad to see you are gravitating toward women who are mentally developed. Also here's an article you might love:

    The Science of Cougar sex: Why Older Women Lust

    Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more ****** fantasies (and more intense ****** fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26 but also having more ***, period. And they are more willing than younger women to have casual ***, even one-night stands.
    Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...#ixzz278q5j3tz

    Good luck you brave horny soul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletForTheBear View Post
    That is not just any retard. That's octomom. Just google it
    I know who it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallap View Post
    Any hints and tips for good ol' Fallap here?
    Take her to your place first, **** her and then go out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPL Trevoga View Post
    Take her to your place first, **** her and then go out.
    Yeah, and do her like a screen door in a hurricane. Hard and fast. Forget that sensual crap.

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    Be worried when they start talking marriage.

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    Dating a bit older, but not old. I was close to that when I was younger. I chickened it.. and I have actually given some thought about the topic later. There would have so many things to learn from her. Why didnt I do it! I say go for it, try it, conquer it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by domokun View Post
    This is never going to be as epic as the one where Fallap got his custom user tittle.
    That thread being?

    Oh and Fapfapfallap, it's always fun and exciting to go cougar fighting, but I sure don't want to live with a cougar in my house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sepheronx View Post
    Yeah, and do her like a screen door in a hurricane. Hard and fast. Forget that sensual crap.
    It really helps with first date awkwardness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sepheronx View Post
    Yeah, and do her like a screen door in a hurricane. Hard and fast. Forget that sensual crap.
    Quote Originally Posted by CPL Trevoga View Post
    It really helps with first date awkwardness.
    First impressions are lasting impressions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlintHillBilly View Post
    First impressions are lasting impressions.
    Something like that. Personally, if I was 21, I would not go for a women, who could be my mom, but I understand desperation. Besides, older women are easy. The biological clock is ticking and they will take any **** at that age.

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    Hit it like the hammer of Thor

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPL Trevoga View Post
    Something like that. Personally, if I was 21, I would not go for a women, who could be my mom, but I understand desperation. Besides, older women are easy. The biological clock is ticking and they will take any **** at that age.
    You're missing the point. For one, cougars are in style. There is a market for a good looking woman of advanced years. Two, the ladies become more interesting and less uptight as time goes on. Three, the skills.

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    speaking about milf,i kinda like chloe vevrier and nigella lawson....

    well that's more the reason to download prawn right now......


    .......
    got nothing for OP though.

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