Reply With QuoteThe evil rogue marsupials are claiming their land back now...
Poor cute roo just thought that mr. Franklin wanted to join the fray, one would think that mr. Franklin would have known better about roo behaviour during the mating season?
Kangaroos will **** you up
Come at me bro...
More: http://www.news-mail.com.au/news/kan...erand/1581634/Man savagely attacked by kangaroo thought he would die
Kristy Martin 14th Oct 2012 5:42 PM
WHEN a large male kangaroo savagely attacked Robert Franklin in his own backyard in Torbanlea, near Hervey Bay, he thought for sure he would be killed.
The six-foot tall beast clawed at Mr Franklin's face, chest and legs, before knocking him flat on his back.
But even that was not enough to stop the rogue marsupial, which continued to gouge at the Torbanlea man's flesh as he lay helpless on the ground.
"It clawed me and I backed off, then it clawed me again," he said.
Mr Franklin, who is aged in his 70s, managed to escape only after his wife, Rosena, distracted the roo and it pursued her instead.
She had heard her husband's cries for help and went to assist him, armed with a mop.
"I came out and here he is screaming 'Help, help!'" Mrs Franklin said.
"The roo was about to jump on him.
"I rushed down with the mop to try and distract him.
"If I hadn't been there, he would have been killed.''
The evil rogue marsupials are claiming their land back now...
Poor cute roo just thought that mr. Franklin wanted to join the fray, one would think that mr. Franklin would have known better about roo behaviour during the mating season?
those foot claw things they have will f you up bad... even I know this and I live a looong ways from the nearest roo.
I was impressed by how hardcore the roo looks:
CAPTION CONTEST!Originally Posted by T.Cruiser
I was impressed by how hardcore the roo looks:
"Yo! Don't hide behind yer wife! We weren't done yet!"
On a serious note, I'm glad the oldtimer was relatively okay.
How's his "man flesh"?
Is it still working?
Further proof that roos don't like old people.
Brooce lee!
Tyranosaurus Roo ?
Yeap. Dont mess with our roo's. After they have driven home form the footy with a few VB's under the belt they get a bit narky.
"Straya C***s"
Ever seen a roo drown a dog? They lure them into a dam or river and then use their front paws to hold them under water. I think there's some youtube vids of this.
Nearly ran over one full speed on a motorcorss bike, huge cvnt...thought i was a goner for sure.
They can get a bit big.
Ha! Karma muther****ers! My wife gave up her seat today for an old couple who didn't even so much as acknowledge she existed, and now one gets beat up by a roo! Brilliant.
Wow, look at those claws, look at those arm muscles, the shoulders, the neck muscles...kangoroo is jacked as fkuc!I was impressed by how hardcore the roo looks:
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