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    Default BRITAIN'S Ministry of Defence is prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse

    BRITAIN'S Ministry of Defence is prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse - but the crisis would have to be managed by civil authorities.

    The statement comes in response to a recent query from a member of the public made under the nation's upgraded Freedom of Information Laws.
    "In the event of an apocalyptic incident (eg zombies), any plans to rebuild and return England to its pre-attack glory would be led by the Cabinet Office, and thus any pre-planning activity would also taken place there," the MoD statement read.
    "The Ministry of Defence's role in any such event would be to provide military support to the civil authorities, not take the lead. Consequently, the Ministry of Defence holds no information on this matter."
    The Telegraph reports the MoD response is just the latest in a string of enquiries directed at all levels of government about zombie apocalypse plans.

    http://www.news.com.au/world/freedom...-1226543894252

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    One has to have a plan.

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    I'm so 'effing tired of this zombie craze. If it does happen no one is going last more than a month or two. You might as well buy a toe trigger attachment for your rifle and off yourself.

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    I bet we don't have a plan. Need to write to my MP...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Token White Guy View Post
    I'm so 'effing tired of this zombie craze. If it does happen no one is going last more than a month or two. You might as well buy a toe trigger attachment for your rifle and off yourself.
    Don't be a surrender monkey, Humanity survived great plague and still ticking.

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    Don't worry they got this **** locked down and ready to roll nationwide within 30 minutes. It's basically a tiny modification to the plans to crush any attempts overthrowing the ruling class.

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    Cracked already has it figured out.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...l-quickly.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violet Fashion by Mindy View Post
    Cracked already has it figured out.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...l-quickly.html
    Awesome stuff. Die zombies, die!

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    Last week a genetic engineer told at tv show scientifically zombies or simillar creatures are not impossible. . Development of regenerative root cells and new LSD kind injections could do this in near future.

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