Reply With QuoteMake sure to practice your backflips.
Bought a tactical tomahawk for home defense
United Cutlery M48 Tactical Hawk.
I chose this instead of a sword.
I can't have a firearm, so don't ask.
I think this will make short work of any assailant, no?
Make sure to practice your backflips.
You seriously spent money on that to defend your apartment from gypsies? Close quarter/combatives stuff gets nasty. You sure they won't end up pulling that thing out of you instead? You mentioned a sword for home defense. Are you a Templar or some shit? Explain your situation more and maybe someone could suggest a good cast iron skillet. I don't want some idiot bleeding on my books. I want them out.
De jesus christos on a cement bicycle.
Sell the tomahawk and hit the intruders with your cello.
Lol, looking at the narrator, in case of actual home assault more probably he will ask assailants for munchies.Originally Posted by YoYoMa
He has no business being around sharp objects.
This entire thread is unsafe to fucking look at.
Why not ask? I've got a buddy that ran the streets and thought his false trunk was a good place to hide guns. The Chicago Police did not agree to his point of view and now he can't have a blade bigger than his index finger. Yours truly now has an impressive Swedish blade or two. So what's your excuse? Do you live in *insert country name here* where you can't have guns or are you some sort of felon? Are we appraising weapons for a felon here? Maybe you should rosin up your bow and hit the road.
While I struggle to fathom some practical use for it, thing looks cool though, "Mark 48 tactical hatchet"111 will most def look good on DeltaSeal operator in CoD game.
If you get your home defense advice from that stoned douchebag, you deserve to be sodomized with your tomahawk by intruders after they take it away from you.
I have a couple tomahawks myself because they are fun to play with and are good camp tools. But I do not expect to be repelling home invaders with them.
Spetsnaz backflip. Hellz yeah. I have a surplus US Army ax and it's actually one of the more useful implements around the yard for gardening, trimming and cutting up wood for fires. It is not particularly useful for personal defense as a first or even second choice.
With your sharpened E-tool in one paw and your milsurp ax in the other, the neighbor's crew of Mexican gardeners will be terrified of you.
Your average SpN guy will most probably choke a guy to death, over than throwing out such a good looking thing with risk of loosing it. Actually if that thing had a hammer head instead of that sharp thingie on it's other end it would be usefull in camping or smth like that.
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