Reply With QuoteI'm guessing The Onion?
Teacher arrested by TSA
Teacher arrested by TSA
Date: January 7, 2013 5:30:50 PM EST
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
I'm guessing The Onion?
I bet you're right, GorkoSan.
I chuckled !
Bloody algebra. Always asking me to find X. I told him last time "listen mate, she's left you for good. Move on"...
The onion was my guess too
This is payback for all of those zero tolerance rules that teacher use as an excuse to suspend elementary school kids for making funny shapes out of their pop tarts. Go TSA! Death to Al Gerbra!
If someone could take this seriously he has a mental disorder
Got it from FaceBook and no source was provided.
The hell is the matter with you?Originally Posted by archibald harry tuttle
Wot? You didn't check what section is this?
Funny police
As usual the search function did not work.
I feel your pain.
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