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    Because of an incident with some altar boys a while back. *shudder*

    Who you calling "*****es" you little Guy LaFleur wannabe inbred mutant?

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    Are we all going to hell with Jack because we were mean to a woman?

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    Yes, yes we are. But this is not a thread of lamentation. It's one of humor and pedantry and fast motorcycles and pretend ranks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moughoun
    Are we all going to hell with Jack because we were mean to a woman?
    no im going to heaven...trigger said so when i was an alter boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe
    Yes, yes we are. But this is not a thread of lamentation. It's one of humor and pedantry and fast motorcycles and pretend ranks.
    You mean we're in .................Top gun uncle Joe ,I'm goose

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe
    Because of an incident with some altar boys a while back. *shudder*
    Bless you my son...

    ...Say, you're not really a Civil War sharpshooter are you? Because I have a friend, and he and I went to this recruiter...

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    Why yes, yes I am, I'm the best shot with an M1 Garan...., I mean Sharps rifle in the entire Union Army. Just the other day I was talking to my pal Black Jack Pershing while we ate MRE's that some Mexicans left at the Alamo and he said that they could never have taken Ft. Ticonderoga without me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe
    Why yes, yes I am, I'm the best shot with an M1 Garan...., I mean Sharps rifle in the entire Union Army. Just the other day I was talking to my pal Black Jack Pershing while we ate MRE's that some Mexicans left at the Alamo and he said that they could never have taken Ft. Ticonderoga without me.
    Didn't you also single handedly defeat the French at waterloo?

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    I had a little help from the Japanese Kamikaze pilots.

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    Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger
    Quote Originally Posted by Tranceaddict
    Best thread of the year

    Can I ask you, Trigger, What first made you suspect that she wasnt really a JAG?

    :: passes mic to trigger::
    Hmmm. Well, besides the claims of multiple degrees, multiple kids, motorcycle racing, introducing herself by attempting to give details about confidential type work, not having a clue about military heirarchy (E-7, E-8 holding the piss cup for a urinalysis??) or specific features of bases, and poor use of military lingo...or maybe it was her pics that make her look about 16 years old
    Or the fact that you recognized her nickname.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe
    Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.
    So was Paula Abdul, but that didn't stop her from commanding an SSBN under Antarctica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger
    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe
    Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.
    So was Paula Abdul, but that didn't stop her from commanding an SSBN under Antarctica.
    she was the one who caught the Red October right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moughoun
    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger
    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe
    Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.
    So was Paula Abdul, but that didn't stop her from commanding an SSBN under Antarctica.
    she was the one who caught the Red October right?
    No, she was with the SEAL team sent to kill the aliens at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Geez you people really need to study...

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    Trigger you big meany. She is too in JAG. She sent me a PM. She was crying after she read your accussations. Are you happy now big man. You made a woman cry. Just to satisfy you I'm posting this cute picture she sent me of her in her uniform. Granted she's not an O3 yet in this photo, but this should be enough to satisfy even you.


























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