Archive Thread 2- Question for LTJG_JAG

[Uncle Sam]

I almost ruined it. But it wasn't my fault! The "edit" button, that's supposed to be over there in the upper right corner went AWOL and hasn't returned.

Maybe you've been partially banned

I guess that's better than being totally being made a fool of by claiming to be a LTJG in JAG and not even knowing the JAG patch or officer cap insignia....

[Tranceaddict]

Best thread of the year

Can I ask you, Trigger, What first made you suspect that she wasnt really a JAG?

:: passes mic to trigger::

[Trigger]

Best thread of the year

Can I ask you, Trigger, What first made you suspect that she wasnt really a JAG?

:: passes mic to trigger::

Hmmm. Well, besides the claims of multiple degrees, multiple kids, motorcycle racing, introducing herself by attempting to give details about confidential type work, not having a clue about military heirarchy (E-7, E-8 holding the piss cup for a urinalysis??) or specific features of bases, and poor use of military lingo...or maybe it was her pics that make her look about 16 years old

[California Joe]

It's probably Mocking.

I knew the second you started acting all sweet to her. Heh.

[Midtown]

can you bitches tell me why trigger isnt a mod?

[Tranceaddict]

can you bitches tell me why trigger isnt a mod?

I definitely agree.

[California Joe]

Because of an incident with some altar boys a while back. *shudder*

Who you calling "bitches" you little Guy LaFleur wannabe inbred mutant?

[moughoun]

Are we all going to hell with Jack because we were mean to a woman?

[California Joe]

Yes, yes we are. But this is not a thread of lamentation. It's one of humor and pedantry and fast motorcycles and pretend ranks.

[Fintin]

Are we all going to hell with Jack because we were mean to a woman?

no im going to heaven...trigger said so when i was an alter boy

[moughoun]

Yes, yes we are. But this is not a thread of lamentation. It's one of humor and pedantry and fast motorcycles and pretend ranks.

You mean we're in .................Top gun uncle Joe ,I'm goose

[Trigger]

Because of an incident with some altar boys a while back. *shudder*

Bless you my son...

...Say, you're not really a Civil War sharpshooter are you? Because I have a friend, and he and I went to this recruiter...

[California Joe]

Why yes, yes I am, I'm the best shot with an M1 Garan...., I mean Sharps rifle in the entire Union Army. Just the other day I was talking to my pal Black Jack Pershing while we ate MRE's that some Mexicans left at the Alamo and he said that they could never have taken Ft. Ticonderoga without me.

[moughoun]

Why yes, yes I am, I'm the best shot with an M1 Garan...., I mean Sharps rifle in the entire Union Army. Just the other day I was talking to my pal Black Jack Pershing while we ate MRE's that some Mexicans left at the Alamo and he said that they could never have taken Ft. Ticonderoga without me.

Didn't you also single handedly defeat the French at waterloo?

[California Joe]

I had a little help from the Japanese Kamikaze pilots.