What airsoft kit do you have?

[shorty]

But the almighty Hornet85, impersonator of US Special Forces has spoken, you can't dare to question what he says, he has been there, Done that, with the benefit of some Harmy Training Sir, so how can any of us mere mortals live up to that.

This guy is one of the biggest Dumbarses we have yet seen.

"Where's your Drill Sergeant, son?"......."BLOWED UP SIR!!"

[DeltaWhisky58]

"Where's your Drill Sergeant, son?"......."BLOWED UP SIR!!"

That's a fact Sir!

[Seraphim]

So let me get this right. If you have never been in the Army, you're a pussy poser wannabe? But if you have been in the Army, your a hardcore kickass and chew bubblegum bad mother ****er? I grew up around the Army. My dad's a retired Maj, his brother a Col, other brother Capt, dad's dad was a MSG in WW2. One cousin is EOD in Iraq, another is 82nd, and another is in Basic.

Out of every male in my family I'm the only one not to join. I tried to enlist when I was 17. When 9/11 happened. They turned me down because I had a GED. Last time I took an IQ test, I scored 137. I was in the Gifted classes in school, but got kicked out because of getting into fights. Does that make me a coward, or a pussy? Sure, I could probably get in now, but why would I want to put my life on the line for an Army that said I wasn't good enough?

When I was old enough to hold a gun I was shooting. In grade school, I was playing M.I.L.E.S. at the former JRTC in Ft Chaffee, AR. So carrying a "Real" M16A2, playing against real soldiers doesn't account for anything? Sure you can say that there isn't any "oh ****! factor" like being fired at by a real gun. But I could always sneak around and get "kills" against professional soldiers.

I am in no way, shape, or form saying that I am a better soldier than a soldier. I have the utmost respect for the men an women who serve their respective countries around the world.

We dont care what you scored on a internet IQ test. WTF does that have to do with anything?

We also dont care how you sneaked around when you were in grade school playing with MILES gear.

This line says enough about you. Im glad you did not enlist.

Sure, I could probably get in now, but why would I want to put my life on the line for an Army that said I wasn't good enough?

[schwarz]

I am still confused on how he go to "play" with MILES gear in the first place. While in grade school, with soldiers.

[shorty]

That's a fact Sir!

Why did the chicken cross the road?!!?

[Sand Man]

You're not in, but you pretend to be on the weekends? "Playing Army" at 21? Take a look in the mirror mate.

Really smooth there, mate. You should be a tad more polite when you're talkin' to a woman.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Why did the chicken cross the road?!!?

Recent changes in technology, coupled with today's multipolar strategic environment, have created new challenges in the chicken's ability to cross the road. The chicken was also faced with significant challenges to create and develop core competencies required for this new environment. AMC's Chicken Systems Program Office (CSPO), in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) CSPO helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. The CSPO convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and retired chickens along with MITRE consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge and capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, mission-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified Mission Need Statement and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. The Chicken Systems Program Office helped the chicken change to continue meeting its mission.

That's why.

[ShotOver]

Really smooth there, mate. You should be a tad more polite when you're talkin' to a woman.

An idiot is an idiot regardless of gender.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Recent changes in technology, coupled with today's multipolar strategic environment, have created new challenges in the chicken's ability to cross the road. The chicken was also faced with significant challenges to create and develop core competencies required for this new environment. AMC's Chicken Systems Program Office (CSPO), in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) CSPO helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. The CSPO convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and retired chickens along with MITRE consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge and capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, mission-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified Mission Need Statement and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. The Chicken Systems Program Office helped the chicken change to continue meeting its mission.

That's why.

Cluck-cluck?









Oh, and BTW - we're still dealing with an idiot here.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

The above mentioned chicken should have crossed at an 800mil angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication. To achieve maximum surprise, the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using NVGs, preferably near a road bend in a valley.

If this had taken place I'm sure the chicken would not have become KIA.



I for one can't wait for hornet85 to return from purgatory. I'm looking forward to being bombarded with more of his wisdom.

[DeltaWhisky58]

I'd like to see Hornet85 left to the tender mercies of ... ...

[Sand Man]

Awright, you've had your fun. Move along now the lots of you...

Your scaring the kiddies and the women.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Sure thing, sport.

Whatever you say.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Awright, you've had your fun. Move along now the lots of you...

Your scaring the kiddies and the women.

I take it then, that you are scared!

[ShotOver]

I'm gonna have to ask you airsoft posers to leave.

I love his use of words here. Airsoft Posers...