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    Default Herpes-Infected Monkeys Invade Florida

    If any state in the union best represents the dangers of invasive species, it's Florida. The Sunshine State is home to what's been a raging Burmese python invasion for some decades. And its Cuban tree frog problem isn't doing the eco-system any favors either.


    But now the state has a new issue: wild monkeysówith herpes.


    There are about 1,000 feral Rhesus monkeys living in Florida right now. The majority of those scooped up by wildlife officials over the years have tested positive for the Herpes B virus, and this week, the entire colony was declared a public health hazard.
    http://news.yahoo.com/herpes-infecte...153637867.html

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    Simple, don't r00t them

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATTO View Post
    Simple, don't r00t them
    but......florida man has needs yo

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    I was about to say this sounds like a job for Florida Man, but he probably gave them herpes to begin with.

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    They do every year around Spring Break....

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    Florida Man having a family reunion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    They do every year around Spring Break....
    Beat me to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATTO View Post
    Simple, don't r00t them
    That's what gave them Herpes in the first place .

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    Florida-man's nemesis unleashed an army of herpes-infected monkeys on the city. It is up to Florida-man to stop his evil plan and save the city!

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    Iranian space monkey, mission accomplished

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    God help Florida. It was a penal colony for a reason.

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