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    yeah, at least once a week for me, but it's beyond my control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clete Torres
    I did once. And it was a bad one to. Opening weekend of Star Wars The Phantom Menace. After a Friday night of heavy drinking and eating deviled egg horderves at a party, I met my brother for the 10:30 AM showing the following morning. We got there early for center row seats so keep in mind that I had at least 15 people I had to pass with my **** smeared ass in their face before I could make my escape. So anyway, right around the time the pod racer scene comes on I start getting these horrible stomach pains which I misdiagnosed as just gas. This one pain started so I just pushed, hoping to expel a giant fart. The next thing I know my pants exploded. Liquid **** came out of me with such force it was all over my balls and my upper thighs. When I leaned over to my brother to explain what just happened the smell had already hit and he told me to get the f*** away from him. I had to **** scoot past at least 15 people before I hit the lobby running all the way to my car and then home for a very long shower and a whole lot more diarrhea. After the show my brother called and he said I cleared out the row. f*** ing people just left after only seeing half of the movie they waited 15 years to see. f*** ing gross.


    this ****ing crazy, I bet that was the most embarrassing moment of your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clete Torres
    Quote Originally Posted by Pandy
    Yes, I have, but ****ting in front of your local walmart during the afternoon gets more attention.
    Or on the salad bar at Wendy's. That's a real attention getter.
    No, getting all the carts from the walmart and moving them ALL to the back parking lot, and then watch them get em...

    I remember being a kid one time, and what I would do sometimes at any store, is look out for people who park their car in front of the store. If it's still running and they were still in the store for 10-20 minutes, with the keys in it, i would jump into the car and park it on the far end of the parking lot, with their keys locked in the car.

    I did my civil duty!

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    Default Re: Have you ever accidently **** your pants in a public pla

    Quote Originally Posted by Clete Torres
    I did once. And it was a bad one to. Opening weekend of Star Wars The Phantom Menace. After a Friday night of heavy drinking and eating deviled egg horderves at a party, I met my brother for the 10:30 AM showing the following morning. We got there early for center row seats so keep in mind that I had at least 15 people I had to pass with my **** smeared ass in their face before I could make my escape. So anyway, right around the time the pod racer scene comes on I start getting these horrible stomach pains which I misdiagnosed as just gas. This one pain started so I just pushed, hoping to expel a giant fart. The next thing I know my pants exploded. Liquid **** came out of me with such force it was all over my balls and my upper thighs. When I leaned over to my brother to explain what just happened the smell had already hit and he told me to get the f*** away from him. I had to **** scoot past at least 15 people before I hit the lobby running all the way to my car and then home for a very long shower and a whole lot more diarrhea. After the show my brother called and he said I cleared out the row. f*** ing people just left after only seeing half of the movie they waited 15 years to see. f*** ing gross.
    Disgusting but bloody hillarious

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    Never, ever.

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    One of the few things I ever remember of my before-10 days.

    I was 6, maybe 7, and was at my good buddy's parent's barn/hunting camp kind of thing at their family reunion blowout partry. Everyone was wasted, and I mean wasted, except for me and my friend (hey, we didn't even have armpit hair), a couple of his cousins and his mother. Well, I had to go, REALLY bad. There were two bathrooms at this place, 20 miles from civilization. One was in the barn-turned-bar, in the back, inaccessable becuase of the crowd and now I probably think it was filled with puke. The other was an port-a-potty just outside the barn, inbetween a few parked cars. Well, I went to the port a potty, lo-and-behold, there is a couple getting it on. I, being stupid, told them to move their asses RFN (probably not my exact words), and the girl literally kicked me out. That was my first view, ever, of ****** (she had her bra on). So I waited, and waited, and waited. I figure it had to have been half an hour when I knocked again. Again, greeted with a chorus of "get away, kid!". So, I just **** my pants. I was real young, so I had no humility, and I went into the barn/bar to find my friend's mom who had brought us. I specifically remember asking this one woman where she was, and she escorted me through a crowd of drunks, who all started to part as if I was Jesus stepping through their place. My bud's mom was sitting on a stool (no, a stool, like what you sit on, not what was filling my pants), and I remember it as there being a 5 foot radius absolutly clear around her. So, I had to tell her what happened. I summed it up in just a few words, but it was one of those moments where everyone seems to get real quiet right before you say something embarassing or incriminating. "I ****ed my pants, Misses xxxxxxx." The entire room was quiet, everyone holding onto their beer or drink, staring at me. I had no humility at all, I wasn't embarassed one bit, which was probably a good thing at the time. Well, his mother just looks at me and says, "kids ****ing in the toilet, again?" EVERYONE started laughing, it was like being in the middle of a stampede it was so loud. Everyone started saying, "give that kid a drink, he earned it!" Too bad I was too young to enjoy it. So, on the ride home in their Dodge, me and my friend were sitting in the back seat. An whenever I would move, you could hear a "squish squish" coming from my pants, and we thought it was the most hilarious thing on the face of the earth. Squish squish.

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    How bout have you **** your pants on purpose...?

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    This is where you lost all your dignity

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    One time while running track at school it just let loose with no warning, it slowly streamed down my leg, nice an juicy. I just jogged the two blocks to my house and stayed home the rest of the day. I thought it was pretty funny 'till my dad saw my ****-stained shorts and socks...Still haven't lived that down.

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    This has got to be the best thread of the day please keep this up fellas...

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    I remember ****ting myself when I was about 6 I think I had the trots or something. I was walking home from school with my mum and I couldn't hold it...
    It slid all the way down my legs and onto the footpath...

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    Ok, when i was in 10th grade, i was staying at school to do a science fair project. I had had a stomach ache all day, and i thought it was just gas, just as Mr. Torres pointed out. So i pushed and it came out. Since i had just left weight training class, i was still a bit sweaty, so i thought that the "wetness" on my boxers was sweat. I didnt realize it was **** until i saw a wierd brown liquid dripping down me left pantleg. Then, my stomach felt as if it was going to explode, so i ran to the bathroom, and just a few seconds before i got on the toilet, well, basically it was like someone had opened the diarhea faucet on my ass. It shot everywhere, and it got all over my shoes. Thank god i had my gymn clothes with me, or i would have been stuck there overnight, since i was not going to streak home.

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    oh my god ..............disgusting but hilarious kep these stories coming, this is the most funniest thred I've heard in an while. .

    you lack discipline, you need more self control

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    This is the only time I can remember ever laughing so much that I've had tears coming out of my eyes!

    More stories!!!

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