And Forlan getting tempted by Middle East offers... poor colchoneros.
If Scholes starts, at least we might see a limit to the theatrics. Sadly, he'll get red carded for going clean through some faggot.
All Scholes has to do is give Biscuits a dirty look. Of course, dirty looks are worse than a gunshot to the head for Biscuits, so he'll be rolling 50 meters on the pitch while he's shielding his eyes with his hands. The entire Farcelona team, minus Messi, will at this point gangrape the ref until he gives Scholes a red card. Now the ManU defence is wide open. Messi will score a hat-trick, and have two assists.
Final score 5-0.
That's my prediction of the game.
Edit; Ok, seriously. Nicola Rizzoli...thoughts? From the little I have seen he looks like a good choice.
Why do I have a feeling Ozzy[NO] and KoTeMoRe will be on vacation from the board on Saturday?
You heard it hear first, the unassuming J S Park, previously employed as helmsman for the USS Enterprise, will have a roving commission to track every movement senor Messy makes, which is not limited to going up Guiardiola's ass where senor Messy sometimes likes to call home.
The philandering winger we have will tear chunks out of Puyol. That's if he even makes the game, I hear that he has another Michael Bolton coverband performance to make on Sunday. Watch out for Pique as he still "really, really" wants to be playing for Man Utd and has probably already agreed terms with Ferguson.
Scholesy, who is actually the Ginga love child of Chuck Norris himself, will be responsible for showing that pansy, face grabbing, oops I dropped my handbag wanker Danielle Alves what it actually means to be a hard man.
End result 2-1 to the good guys with Rooney scoring the winner to cap off an extremely weird season for him which will see elements of ground hog day in which he will be spotted walking down the middleof Manchester smoking and drinking and singing the top 5 tunes from the EDL handbook
Mon the Devils
Rizzoli is the Cards man...he's averaging 5 cards per game in Serie A. So doesn't look too good for Man U.
http://www.transfermarkt.it/it//prof...chter_337.html
just you wait united-haters
them divegrassers are so going to get schooled in Wembley
I love all this speculation
whatever the result (and personally I think it will be close despite, the very likely card fiascos) I hope it will be memorable most for the high quality of football
Aliev's free kick some time ago. Absolute bomb.
Euro 2000 when Italy used to play football. Mythic Toldo.