Doubt Biscuits will have scored.... i hear Scholes is possibly starting.... can see a few proper crunching tackles going in.... Bye bye Biscuits....
All Scholes has to do is give Biscuits a dirty look. Of course, dirty looks are worse than a gunshot to the head for Biscuits, so he'll be rolling 50 meters on the pitch while he's shielding his eyes with his hands. The entire Farcelona team, minus Messi, will at this point gangrape the ref until he gives Scholes a red card. Now the ManU defence is wide open. Messi will score a hat-trick, and have two assists.
Final score 5-0.
That's my prediction of the game.
Edit; Ok, seriously. Nicola Rizzoli...thoughts? From the little I have seen he looks like a good choice.
You heard it hear first, the unassuming J S Park, previously employed as helmsman for the USS Enterprise, will have a roving commission to track every movement senor Messy makes, which is not limited to going up Guiardiola's ass where senor Messy sometimes likes to call home.
The philandering winger we have will tear chunks out of Puyol. That's if he even makes the game, I hear that he has another Michael Bolton coverband performance to make on Sunday. Watch out for Pique as he still "really, really" wants to be playing for Man Utd and has probably already agreed terms with Ferguson.
Scholesy, who is actually the Ginga love child of Chuck Norris himself, will be responsible for showing that pansy, face grabbing, oops I dropped my handbag wanker Danielle Alves what it actually means to be a hard man.
End result 2-1 to the good guys with Rooney scoring the winner to cap off an extremely weird season for him which will see elements of ground hog day in which he will be spotted walking down the middleof Manchester smoking and drinking and singing the top 5 tunes from the EDL handbook