Zeke, I'm glad your taste in guns is better than your taste in beer!
Keystone, that's what we drank in High School.
I remember buying my first 6-pack (Keystone Light) without getting carded when I was 17, hehe.
After that it went downhill fast. 8Ball 40'z, St Ides (the worst ever) even had Blue&White Colt 45 logo wetsuits thought-out for our surfteam.
The worst I remember was drinking a 64oz Mickey's Green Hornet in College.
That last inch on the bottom was warm by the time you got there,
just like putting down crushed glass to the back of your throat.
When I was a college student, I lived in the alley just across from Max's, and worked part-time in Little's Market, next door.
Trivia fact: In the movie "Animal House", Donald Sutherland's house was in the alley where I lived, just across from what was later my apartment.
Another trivia fact: Max's is the 2nd oldest bar in Oregon.
If you're looking for a wide variety of bottle beer, it's hard to beat the Bier Stein Bottle Shop on 11th. Had Lithuanian beer there! I'd be face down in a puddle before I got even a quarter way through all the German beers there.
I'm sure there's plenty of other places, but there's alway good beers on tap at Pegasus Pizza and 19th Street Pub.
Oh, and my brother in law had a keg of Pilsner Urquell in a fridge near the university, but we drank it all eventually.
We gotta get together for some brewskies next time I'm in Eugene. Hopefully, I'll be able to get away from my family for a little while in order to get trashed and stupid (Max's was always great for that!).