Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

  1. 07-24-2006 #1816
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    I have bought new spectacles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy
    He sucks at life so hard he even fails to kill himself
    LOOOOL you bastard!

    bridget Sure I was at a shooting range in Orange Co, CA. and was using a .270 Caliber Remington rifle against steel plate targets that are supposed to knock down after the round hits them, one had a badly rusted hinge which sent the bullet literally right back at me and my rifle sights hitting me just above my left eye...1/8 of an inch lower and I'd be dead, if I had been standing I might be a eunuch as well.

    After a bunch of plastic surgery and learning to smile right again I was good to go, if any of you need an outstanding plastic surgeon I recommned Von Burr in Mission Viejo....the man is an artist.

    In this picture my head is kind of side ways but if you look closely over my left eye brow you can see a small bump where he did his magic

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    My girlfriend broke up with me.....
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    Your wife is gorgeous laworkerbee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathustra
    Your wife is gorgeous laworkerbee.
    x2. . She really is.
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    These horndogs are always fast, god damN !
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    I'm marrying her on New Years Eve in Paris this year, Atlantic Friend is helping me set it up.

    As it is now I'm leasing with an option to buy
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    Holy Crap Laworkerbee...that's crazy!!and yes your future wife is gorgeous




    My girlfriend broke up with me.....
    Awwww...I'm sorrry buddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee
    I'm marrying her on New Years Eve in Paris this year, Atlantic Friend is helping me set it up.
    I'm not too far away, can I help setting it up too ? AF is not even a true Parisian.
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    Handsome son of a b*tch. You have a beautiful fiance (?) man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bridget
    Awwww...I'm sorrry buddy
    Nah, I was just kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathustra
    I'm not too far away, can I help setting it up too ? AF is not even a true Parisian.
    I know he's in boudeaux right? hey at the very least I'd like to get some drinks and if you have anything you think thats romantic please let me know.

    AF has been telling me about flying boats in the Seine
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    Congrats LAWB!

    Sorry to hear about the .270. Glad it wasn't on one of our trips. Never noticed the scar, that guy is good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A-Dawg
    Nah, I was just kidding.
    hahaha..silly boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by bridget
    hahaha..silly boy
    Thaaaaaaaaaaatttt's me.
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