MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[hell]

It'll probably be like MP.Net, but on a train. Drunks, walts, lonely men, and some Balkanites fighting. Oh, and a prevailing smell of urine.

Yep, and whole seats will be deleted because some train conductor felt like being a douche bag.....

[Hydro]

OI I got over that weeks ago, a guy pisses himself ONCE and you won't let it go

You ruined that carpet!

[titget]

uugh..Im bored...nothing to do, nobody to play with

[Hellfish]

I'm working on slowly killing myself.

[hell]

uugh..Im bored...nothing to do, nobody to play with

Get a webcam, I'll play with you.

[Hydro]

I'm working on slowly killing myself.

I'm working at that too. I started when I was born, and it's going well so far. I think it's going to take about another 50-80 years to accomplish.

[titget]

I'm working on slowly killing myself.

this is good to hear...


and thanks H in H..but dont you mean 'play with yourself'

[Hydro]

Smoke alarms annoy the piss out of me. I'd rather burn in my bed than put up with them going off every ****ing time I make toast.

[hell]

thanks H in H..but dont you mean 'play with yourself'

I'm prepared for this as well:

[Hellfish]

Smoke alarms annoy the piss out of me. I'd rather burn in my bed than put up with them going off every ****ing time I make toast.

Happens to be whenever I roast chicken or turkey. And since I usually cook around 2 in the morning...

[Hydro]

But it's not being burnt in the first place. The smell of cooking food sets the ****ing things off, I'm sure of it. I've started to throw a football at them to turn them off, and hopefully knock them down.

[Hellfish]

why why why & why?

Thats the only time I feel secure enough in my manliness to wear an a****. Naked.

[Hellfish]

You're lucky you aren't there when I bend over to take the stuff out of the oven.

[titget]

I am strangely arroused by your naked cooking talk Hellfish

[D-gin]

I'm off to go get DVD....