You know how I know you're all gay? You're all playing like this club is the adult equivalent of playing house. You live in a world of make believe and fantasy, you poofter bastards.
Hahaha, this reminds me of something my stupid younger brother did.
He got told that drinking Milk was good for reducing the effects of alcohol.
What they didn't tell him was that you are meant to drink the milk before you start drinking.
Anyway, he had a good old night on the Turp's and due to over-consumption, was feeling a bit off-colour.
So he drank half a litre of milk trying to reduce the effects of his over-consumption. About 10 minutes later, he found himself in the shower spewing up lumps of cheese because to the milk curdled as soon as it hit the Alcohol.
The only bad thing about this was that I wasn't there and didn't get a photo or video...