MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[Hellfish]

You shouldn't have to buy dooooooooosh....that's right doosh (i do the french thing round here).

In my human ******ity class, we learned that dooshing isn't really a good thing, cause the cooter shouldn't have a smell that needs to be masked.

Hahahahahahahahahaha - admit it - you're a virgin.

[Miles.]

My ex used to bribe me with buttsecks. Usually worked too. She had an awesome ass.

Buttsecks is out of the question for me. I'm still struggling with *** for ***'s sake. Don't ask my ****ing why.

[Sweaty]

Hahahahahahahahahaha - admit it - you're a virgin.

No, I was devirginized by a whore who I dated for a year.

[Hydro]

In my human ******ity class, we learned that dooshing isn't really a good thing, cause the cooter shouldn't have a smell that needs to be masked.

In my experience of "actually having ***", there is "the scent of a woman" when she gets aroused.



I know a bloke who actually smells of rancid ****** through the pheromones in his sweat.

[Miles.]

ahahahahahhaa I'm laughing so hard @ Sweaty. What a lying scumbag.

Hey, buddy, when you actually **** a girl, let us know.

[LaoSexMachine]

[Miles.]

I held that motherfucker. Nice weapon.

[Sweaty]

ahahahahahhaa I'm laughing so hard @ Sweaty. What a lying scumbag.

Hey, buddy, when you actually **** a girl, let us know.

Why the hell would I care what you think? You're a lil nerd sitting at computer by himself, getting wasted on a Wednesday night.

...keep it up champ.

[Hellfish]

Are you threatening me, you pseudo-Mexican son of a bitch?

[Miles.]

Why the hell would I care what you think? You're a lil nerd sitting at computer by himself, getting wasted on a Wednesday night.

...keep it up champ.

When you **** a girl, let us know. Your 10-year old brother doesn't count.

[Hellfish]

Why the hell would I care what you think? You're a lil nerd sitting at computer by himself, getting wasted on a Wednesday night.

...keep it up champ.

And what are you doing? Masturbating to pictures you took of your "ex" without her consent?

[Miles.]

Are you threatening me, you pseudo-Mexican son of a bitch?

Cocksucker ain't a Messcan. I'll cut you, main.

[Sweaty]

And what are you doing? Masturbating to pictures you took of your "ex" without her consent?

Nope, I'm wasting my life away arguing with a twirp and waiting for the school gym to open.

[BadKarma26]

perving out on hellfish....FAG!

[Hellfish]

Cocksucker ain't a Messcan. I'll cut you, main.

It was the first personal insult I could think of to throw at a Texan.