Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post
    Thanks. I feel that my existence has been validated.
    I'm a big fan of even numbers, so why don't you go get another glass of milk and make it six, there's a good boy.

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    I would, but then I could play GTA 2. Speaking of which, I'm trying to compensate for my lack of running by riding, but I don't get a cardio workout because I just get tired legs before I start puffing. Maybe I should try low gears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    I'm a big fan of even numbers, so why don't you go get another glass of milk and make it six, there's a good boy.
    I am so holding back another MP.NET safet council warning.....gahhhh *swollows pill*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    I am so holding back another MP.NET safet council warning.....gahhhh *swollows pill*
    If you don't issue that warning, I'll drink more, die, and then sue you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    I am so holding back another MP.NET safet council warning.....gahhhh *swollows pill*
    Post it then, why hold back. They are informative.

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    Warning: Drinking more than five glasses of milk a day may cause crapalaitus (its a medical term). You basically will shit your bones out. This may be hazardous if you plan on mountain biking in the near future.


    MP.NET safety council

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    In light of current events, I will not drink another glass of milk for four minutes, whereupon it will be tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    Warning: Drinking more than five glasses of milk a day may cause crapalaitus (its a medical term). You basically will shit your bones out. This may be hazardous if you plan on mountain biking in the near future.


    MP.NET safety council
    Post your story in the 'Have you ever **** yourself' thread. It will be a safe haven for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post
    In light of current events, I will not drink another glass of milk for four minutes, whereupon it will be tomorrow.
    With one minute to go, I demand you make it six glasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post
    In light of current events, I will not drink another glass of milk for four minutes, whereupon it will be tomorrow.
    That would be the safest course of action. Don't swim afterwards for 15 min.

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    I haven't swum for... a year! Go me. But fear not, I'm going to the beach for a week as of Friday and I'll swim there. But that isn't in fifteen minutes, thankfully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    That would be the safest course of action. Don't swim afterwards for 15 min.
    What swimming is he going to do in the bush at midnight by himself? Apart from having a really full bath - which he wears floaties for anyway, same as when he's in a shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    What swimming is he going to do in the bush at midnight by himself? Apart from having a really full bath - which he wears floaties for anyway, same as when he's in a shower.
    Pfft, I'll have you know that the upper end of the mighty Yarra borders my property. In fact, I took the dog down and made her swim and even got my feet wet, but no more. It was cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post
    Pfft, I'll have you know that the upper end of the mighty Yarra borders my property. In fact, I took the dog down and made her swim and even got my feet wet, but no more. It was cold.
    Pussssssyyyyyyy


    Try surfing in the Atlantic. Real men swim in the Atlantic while drinking milk. pffft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    Pussssssyyyyyyy


    Try surfing in the Atlantic. Real men swim in the Atlantic while drinking milk. pffft
    Real men don't live anywhere near the Atlantic. They live between the Pacific and the Indian. While drinking milk.

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