Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Shut it. None of you can comment unless you've swam in the North Sea.

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    I piss in your North Sea.

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    I've swam in the dead sea. So ner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post
    I piss in your North Sea.


    That's what makes it manly to swim in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post
    Real men don't live anywhere near the Atlantic. They live between the Pacific and the Indian. While drinking milk.
    Ha you have it easy.... South Africans send their kids ( after breastfeeding) for swimming lessons off of Cape point where the Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    I've swam in the dead sea. So ner.


    The problem was it was alive before you got in.





    *Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro View Post
    That's what makes it manly to swim in.
    Yes, because my urine is a valuable addition to any man's manliness.
    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    Ha you have it easy.... South Africans send their kids for swimming lessons off of Cape point where the Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet....
    South African kids have time to learn to swim? Shouldn't they be busy discriminating against majorities?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post
    Yes, because my urine is a valuable addition to any man's manliness.


    Well we both agree that full fat milk is the epitome of manliness. With the amount of milk you drink (still not enough, by the way), your urine is 90% cow juice ergo - manly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro View Post
    The problem was it was alive before you got in.





    *Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
    Oh you got me, burn. Yeah.. burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro View Post
    Well we both agree that full fat milk is the epitome of manliness. With the amount of milk you drink (still not enough, by the way), your urine is 90% cow juice ergo - manly.
    Why yes, we do agree. This is an unforseen occurence. It is very rare that I agree with anybody. And I don't even have an escape plan for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auzzzie View Post

    South African kids have time to learn to swim? Shouldn't they be busy discriminating against majorities?
    No, thats High School. doh

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    For some reason I feel like swing dancing tonight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by getl0st View Post
    For some reason I feel like swing dancing tonight....
    It can't be. It's... it's not Jack is it?

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    Wanna swim instead?

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    Or drink milk.

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