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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    Well that's good mate. I mean, we wouldnt want old mate Hydro to go around unhard.



    Limp, in fact. Wouldn't do at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro View Post
    Limp, in fact. Wouldn't do at all.
    It would be like Greg Sanchez.

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    Greg Sanchez.

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    Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    Chuck Norris.
    Thats a pretty bad spelling error for Greg Sanchez buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    Thats a pretty bad spelling error for Greg Sanchez buddy.
    No it is not. Everybody has a pice of chuck in them, for he created us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    No it is not. Everybody has a pice of chuck in them, for he created us.
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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    Greg Sanchez sold his soul to the devil to once meet a woman. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Sanchez' soul was deemed unworthy and returned, alongside a fine selection of gentlemans wigs, and a copy of "So you've rediscovered virginity" authored by Sweaty. Greg Sanchez and the devil now play Monopoly twice a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    ...why do you think im trying to get everyone to sell me their soul.... I have to pay of the devils bet debt (plus I need the xmas bonus for a new aircon - Its getting hot in hear and I wanna take off all my clothes. Yo). Chuck is not forgiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro View Post
    Greg Sanchez sold his soul to the devil to once meet a woman. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Sanchez' soul was deemed unworthy and returned, alongside a fine selection of gentlemans wigs, and a copy of "So you've rediscovered virginity" authored by Sweaty.
    In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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    http://www.myspace.com/imtheonlygayonmyspace Haha, have a look at this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    http://www.myspace.com/imtheonlygayonmyspace Haha, have a look at this guy.
    Shit! all that pink screwed my eyes up! Seriously....

    btw... That dude listens to THE gayest music...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftoner View Post
    Shit! all that pink screwed my eyes up! Seriously....
    I know him, he "Came out of the closet" not that long ago. Well, jumped out of the closet with fireworks and a marching band

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    I know him, he "Came out of the closet" not that long ago. Well, jumped out of the closet with fireworks and a marching band
    is it Kant or Aussie?

    i know its not mindi because theres no black....

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    holy crap??? that is gay

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