Greg Sanchez.
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Greg Sanchez sold his soul to the devil to once meet a woman. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Sanchez' soul was deemed unworthy and returned, alongside a fine selection of gentlemans wigs, and a copy of "So you've rediscovered virginity" authored by Sweaty. Greg Sanchez and the devil now play Monopoly twice a day.
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