Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Honest, I'm not really a Pommie Git! Hydro's Avatar
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    I've just had a (rather large) hand in eating 2 family buckets from KFC.

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    So how are those arteries feeling?

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    hungover as a motherfvck

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    I am drunk as ****. It is the weekend, its what I do.

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    Eating a Doner Kebab, Lamb, with extra meat and cheese plus Garlic sauce. Oh and I got a girls number at the Kebab joint, how awesome.

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    They played the Ghost Busters song on the radio on my drive home. How awesome.

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    Some of you bastards will remember a couple of pages back, I explain I would be out to an engagement party tonight - with fat chicks.
    Turns out the place this engagement party was is right next to a bar, so we both went in there and got smashed. Then drove about 15 to the nearest town, and went to a club. I saw that as my que and got out, got a Kebab and went home.

    Yay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jurpula View Post
    I have his "Songs From The Crystal Cave" man are they crappy songs
    I believe that was his first album and he's released another since that which he's touring on.

    I don't really give a crap though, for the rest of my life I'll be able to tell stories that start "So, there I was watching Steven Seagal playing the guitar..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz View Post
    "So, there I was watching Steven Seagal playing the guitar..."
    "...and I was the only person there. It sucked so bad even the rest of the guys in his band left."

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    Bored... like 10 degrees outside, and I have to walk over to the neighbors house every hour to let the dog out :/

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    Last night got really, really bad. I thoguht I was about to die.

    Good afternoon.

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    One big Flame war with duble we will nuke you and i'm off to get some real stuff. Who knows when ill be able to get drunk next time. Damny why i had to end in damn steelworks unit.

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    Well I'm gettin drunk at the moment

    Cheers to everybody.

    Out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerosoul View Post
    Last night got really, really bad. I thoguht I was about to die.

    Good afternoon.
    He lives

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    Last night I got hammered in Ft. Lauderdale, went to a Greek restaraunt with belly dancers on the table(all fat though) drank martinis, later causing me to vomit..then woke up at about 4am at my friends friggin mansion she's staying at next to a huge stuffed wildabeast or some crazy animal like that, which scared the ****e out of me.....good times indeed

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