MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[MN_Air]

.....say again?

Jersey style finally arrived in Minnesota?

To get the Guido look?

Hahahaha, no, I've just got to get myself a little tan because the girls don't like pasty white. They also don't like hairy chests. (try waxing it, it's amazing).

had a sauna last night with some friends, and realized that we were all much whiter than the girls, so we all decided to go tanning.

[Soldat_Américain]

Men getting tans

[MN_Air]

Men getting tans

Don't hate.

[v-twin]

Homo. Meh, you'll graduate highschool, your balls will drop and you'll it's ok to have hair on your chest or a skin colour that isn't necessarily teenager-girl approved.

[Arctic Leopard]

I fuсking miss American food. I used to wonder if I was living just to eat.

I don't give a fuсk how fuсking unhealthy it is. I love it all.

Burgers, burittos, pizza, fried chicken, steak, toquittos, salsa, seafood, Chinese food, Afghani food, sandwiches, and even the fuсking chips. Hot cheetos, Doritos Cooler Ranch, Jalapeno flavored lays, funions....


/rant.

[v-twin]

Where are you now?

[Arctic Leopard]

Where are you now?

Mother Russia.

[RSone]

Hahahaha, no, I've just got to get myself a little tan because the girls don't like pasty white. They also don't like hairy chests. (try waxing it, it's amazing).

had a sauna last night with some friends, and realized that we were all much whiter than the girls, so we all decided to go tanning.

Bet you have a poster of an IROC-Z on the wall.

[Arctic Leopard]

Hahahaha, no, I've just got to get myself a little tan because the girls don't like pasty white. They also don't like hairy chests. (try waxing it, it's amazing).

had a sauna last night with some friends, and realized that we were all much whiter than the girls, so we all decided to go tanning.

What the fuсk is wrong with being white!?!?!?!?

[RSone]

Don't you know? Chicks dig dudes that look like Carrot Top.

[v-twin]

Mother Russia.

I'm shocked you can't find many of those things in Russia. Whenever I got to Europe I get my fix for fried food at KFC (SO much better than the ****hole that is KFC in Canada) and the hypermarkets are full of chips of all flavours. Plus the pizza is so much better because it's got thin crust and it's baked in a wood burning oven.

If you have a Marriott hotel around or a Hard Rock Caffee you could get some US-style foods though not sure how expensive it is (it's quite on the prohibitive side in .ro compared to other restaurants).

[Arctic Leopard]

Don't you know? Chicks dig dudes that look like Carrot Top.

Fuсk those сunts.

[Arctic Leopard]

I'm shocked you can't find many of those things in Russia. Whenever I got to Europe I get my fix for fried food at KFC (SO much better than the ****hole that is KFC in Canada) and the hypermarkets are full of chips of all flavours. Plus the pizza is so much better because it's got thin crust and it's baked in a wood burning oven.

If you have a Marriott hotel around or a Hard Rock Caffee you could get some US-style foods though not sure how expensive it is (it's quite on the prohibitive side in .ro compared to other restaurants).

In Moscow, they have most of it. But I don't live in Moscow.

Of all the pizza parlors we have here, only one uses Mozzarella cheese! All the other ones use yellow cheese and are so different from real pizza that they don't even deserve to be called such. Burgers are ridiculous. Chinese, Afghani, and Mexican food doesn't exist here. The only chips we have are Lays with Russian flavors.

[RSone]

Fuсk those сunts.

Decided to removee that somewhat less, ahem, PC, part of your post?

[Arctic Leopard]

Decided to removee that somewhat less, ahem, PC, part of your post?

It was the truth, but I didn't want to seem like I was advocating it.