MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[RSone]

What Frisians think the rest of The Netherlands would look like if they'd all eat Milner cheese. Even Rintje would have his old hair back.
Now, if you'll excuse me, the Heitelân awaits, I have to find me a couple of these girls.

[brokenclog]

If we were all like the Twentenaren, all women would look like Daphne Bunskoek, we'd all go "brommers kieken" regularly and all beer made in our country would taste like it was enchanted by the Gods...Way cooler. *nods*

[Navel Lint]

Hahahaha, no, I've just got to get myself a little tan because the girls don't like pasty white. They also don't like hairy chests. (try waxing it, it's amazing).

had a sauna last night with some friends, and realized that we were all much whiter than the girls, so we all decided to go tanning.

[v-twin]

You mean "dump"? And don't count on me getting fat. If I didn't get fat in America, you can be CERTAIN I won't get fat in Russia.

Yeah, fvck; I fail at trolling

[RSone]

If we were all like the Twentenaren, all women would look like Daphne Bunskoek, we'd all go "brommers kieken" regularly and all beer made in our country would taste like it was enchanted by the Gods...Way cooler. *nods*

Not all with miss Bunskoek I hope? That could get rather messy.

[brokenclog]

Not all with miss Bunskoek I hope? That could get rather messy.

I'm sure we'd all have our own Bunskoek. *nods*

[brokenclog]

For anyone into Folk Metal, the latest Moonsorrow album is made of win and awesome. Just sayin'

[RSone]

Thanks to our secret chemical weapons, Zaanse Mosterd, you will all soon be subjugated/

Zaanse Mosterd, surprising Japanese tourists since, well, a long time ago.

[brokenclog]

Thanks to our secret chemical weapons, Zaanse Mosterd, you will all soon be subjugated/

Zaanse Mosterd, surprising Japanese tourists since, well, a long time ago.

Surprisingly delicious on a Old Amsterdam cheese sandwich..lol

[RSone]

Surprisingly delicious on a Old Amsterdam cheese sandwich..lol

At last we know why it keeps dissapearing! Bloody Amsterdammers stealing our mustard!

[kinney_bmx]

You're a metro mong, kinster.

American Apparel is sorta mong-ey I guess

Gourmet pizza shop had a bangin calzone though. yumm

[AroundTheCorner]

Shoes. More Shoes!

[kinney_bmx]

Shoes. More Shoes!

I like shoes
What about shoes?

[AroundTheCorner]

I like shoes
What about shoes?

I like spending my money on them

[kinney_bmx]

Why is this song so catchy?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Q-LQQW6pA

I like spending my money on them

Oh hellz yeah me too