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    Quote Originally Posted by Quakecry View Post
    You know - Hypothetically, if the only choice you've got is to do the wrong thing, say the wrong things, then it's not really the wrong thing, It's more like fate Bro Jangles.
    You've posted like 300 times in the last 3 days. Get a life and GTFO.

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    @Kinney: Yeah, got the game on saturday.. have not played it since tho, only did the first two missions. I just don't have had the urge to play it more, hope that urge comes soon.
    @Kap. Yeah, i've tried searching for lives on ebay, but i couldn't find any good ones.. But yeah, i've had a way to high postcount here the last week..

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    Uni Entrance English exam this afternoon(since it's already morning here: 1:54 AM) Should go well, though i really just want to know the damn scores for the previous ones...
    Good luck R.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    Horse****. women could understand men easy if they didnt ****ing over analyze every ****ing thing. i had two different girls ask me within ten minutes what i was thinking about. honestly im thinkin i want a beer and get laid. this girl is mad at me because i withheld info that honestly isnt any of her ****ing business to prevent hurting her feelings. now she is pissed as **** at me. i explained that i did it to not hurt her feelings, and guess what, im a bigger asshole. ****ing chicks.
    Ah, here's a bit of advice: next time a girl asks you what you're thinking about remember that honesty is the best policy. Go ahead and tell her "well, actually I was thinking a beer and some skippycanoe would really hit the spot right now". The bold statement of male truth will disarm her and leave her speechless (and we all know how guys really desire women not talking so much). Also, it is a great way to discover if a woman really, really cares about you -- if she does she will learn to not get offended by your poop stories and declarations of ***/sammich desire; it may even become a bit of an inside joke for the two of you (which will make her feel special, as she is privy to your innermost desires). If you don't care for her and it is not a luuuv situation, then she will be offended and stalk off, which is also winning for you, no?

    On the other hand, I've noticed that while men don't ask that sort of question often, when they do it's best to use diplomacy. Most get their feelings hurt by bold declarations of truth such as: well sweetheart, I was honestly thinking that the way you "fixed" our patio was pretty shoddy and that has me a bit po'd. Not a good move on a woman's part, which is probably the reason why we ask you how you're feeling/what you're thinking...so we can find a delicate way to broach the topic.

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    Your talking to one of the most blunt men ever. my standard pick up line is, hey want to make out?

    Doesnt change the fact that men are no where near as complicated as women think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    Your talking to one of the most blunt men ever. my standard pick up line is, hey want to make out?

    Doesnt change the fact that men are no where near as complicated as women think.
    just try the easy way, just ask: do you wanne do it, 19/20 chance a no, 1/20 chance, it is Houston we have a confirmed launch. Tip: not with people in group of friends!

    As for being blunt, no problem there just make it your trademark, most girls know I'm not really interested in them, or that they can't expect any love or romance from me.

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    We've had this pickup line chat before.

    "Hey, ya wanna make out?" Is not so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Custodes View Post
    We've had this pickup line chat before.

    "Hey, ya wanna make out?" Is not so bad.
    Impossible to translate in Dutch, damn what a poor language

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemonium View Post
    Impossible to translate in Dutch, damn what a poor language
    There is only two things i hate. People intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    There is only two things i hate. People intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch.
    haha, awesome never tought about it before, there is no word for us between flirt and doing it, says enough about us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemonium View Post
    Impossible to translate in Dutch, damn what a poor language
    How about "Do you want to slide our tongues into each others' mouths and swap saliva?" Does that translate?

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