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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    **** off. ive been outa high school since 2006. lol

    im the only student not running start. lil bastards.
    you should fvck them up by walking into them at full speed

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    Going to be a busy weekend. Need to move my dad's boat to the local marina, and I have no trailer.. my brother in law asked me if I could help him clear out a barn (for my own birthday party ffs) and I want to go shopping for winter clothes... Could someone be my stunt double? I'll pay in moonshine, beer and pot. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    Going to be a busy weekend. Need to move my dad's boat to the local marina, and I have no trailer.. my brother in law asked me if I could help him clear out a barn (for my own birthday party ffs) and I want to go shopping for winter clothes... Could someone be my stunt double? I'll pay in moonshine, beer and pot. lol
    I'll do it if you finish this damn essay for me, write my next linguistics assignment and do my midterms. Deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    I'll do it if you finish this damn essay for me, write my next linguistics assignment and do my midterms. Deal?
    That's not really a good deal bro..

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    My buddy is throwing a heaven and hell party this weekend. should be pimp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    Going to be a busy weekend. Need to move my dad's boat to the local marina, and I have no trailer.. my brother in law asked me if I could help him clear out a barn (for my own birthday party ffs) and I want to go shopping for winter clothes... Could someone be my stunt double? I'll pay in moonshine, beer and pot. lol
    wigg?, check, sunglasses?, check, hat?, check, smell? check, funny accent?, maybe check,... we are good to go

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    Anybody know how to get skunk smell off a horse? Yeah, none of my dogs have ever had a run in with Pepe, but one of the horses did last night. He reeks, his blanket reeks, the barn reeks...and dry shampoo? Just made him smell like a skunk on a hot date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    My buddy is throwing a heaven and hell party this weekend. should be pimp.
    My party will be a typical "stalfeest" as they call it. Bunch of guys pimp out a barn, invite every person they know, make them all throw a tenner into a can, buy a fvckton of booze from it..Last one I went to was...weird. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    That's not really a good deal bro..
    Okay, but gotta say, you're missing out on something great here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    My party will be a typical "stalfeest" as they call it. Bunch of guys pimp out a barn, invite every person they know, make them all throw a tenner into a can, buy a fvckton of booze from it..Last one I went to was...weird. lol
    Last heaven and hell party i went to it was just a lot of girls in red lingerie wearing horns. it was....awesome.

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    Cool crystal-clear starry sky here. I think I just saw a satellite or something.
    If you stare up there long enough it will become "down there" somehow. Feels good, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    Last heaven and hell party i went to it was just a lot of girls in red lingerie wearing horns. it was....awesome.
    Any Ronnie James Dio?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UJB View Post
    Anybody know how to get skunk smell off a horse? Yeah, none of my dogs have ever had a run in with Pepe, but one of the horses did last night. He reeks, his blanket reeks, the barn reeks...and dry shampoo? Just made him smell like a skunk on a hot date.
    Tomato juice and ammonia will do the trick.

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    Oh, before I forget; Good evening all.

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    I know why our girls soccer team sucks...no killer instinct.

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