you should fvck them up by walking into them at full speedOriginally Posted by Bro Jangles
Going to be a busy weekend. Need to move my dad's boat to the local marina, and I have no trailer.. my brother in law asked me if I could help him clear out a barn (for my own birthday party ffs) and I want to go shopping for winter clothes... Could someone be my stunt double? I'll pay in moonshine, beer and pot. lol
I'll do it if you finish this damn essay for me, write my next linguistics assignment and do my midterms. Deal?
That's not really a good deal bro..
My buddy is throwing a heaven and hell party this weekend. should be pimp.
wigg?, check, sunglasses?, check, hat?, check, smell? check, funny accent?, maybe check,... we are good to go
Anybody know how to get skunk smell off a horse? Yeah, none of my dogs have ever had a run in with Pepe, but one of the horses did last night. He reeks, his blanket reeks, the barn reeks...and dry shampoo? Just made him smell like a skunk on a hot date.
My party will be a typical "stalfeest" as they call it. Bunch of guys pimp out a barn, invite every person they know, make them all throw a tenner into a can, buy a fvckton of booze from it..Last one I went to was...weird. lol
Okay, but gotta say, you're missing out on something great here...
Last heaven and hell party i went to it was just a lot of girls in red lingerie wearing horns. it was....awesome.
Cool crystal-clear starry sky here. I think I just saw a satellite or something.
If you stare up there long enough it will become "down there" somehow. Feels good, really.
Any Ronnie James Dio?
Tomato juice and ammonia will do the trick.
Oh, before I forget; Good evening all.
I know why our girls soccer team sucks...no killer instinct.
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