Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Having my first cup of coffee in the day. Trying to lower my coffee usage...Sucks big time.

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    Dont you hate when someone asks you to be their driver when they go drinking?

    Like hell, i got pizza in the oven.

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    Guitar-playing kid from upstairs has a flaming hot girlfriend. Lucky little bastard. lol

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    Must be the guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    Having my first cup of coffee in the day. Trying to lower my coffee usage...Sucks big time.
    The addiction to coffee

    I thought for a brief moment
    about the taste on my lips, the lingering memory
    of such tense emotions glancing off my most tender smile
    I sigh, trying to breathe in the luscious aroma
    as each second stretches into a thought of simple perfection
    and my mind becomes lost in the innocence of my desire

    The devil I think
    could make only such enticing flavour, to make me so helpless
    as my body yearns to consume it every waking hour
    So wanting it penetrates my dreams and floods my gleeful slumber
    with a desire so corrupting that I cannot discern
    whether or not my mind is my own, or simply a victim to greed

    Jealousy takes my hunger
    and brushes it aside as my tongue lavishes itself in a feeling
    that rides such a fine line between pain and perfection
    as it burns my mouth, my tongue
    yet it warms me down to the farthest reaches of my body
    to the depth of my soul, it fills me with a flavour I cannot describe

    I hold the thought, losing myself in the absence of clear logic
    as the caffeine surges through me
    and brings my body to life
    as the rich mixture of addiction drips into my blood
    to provide fuel for my chaotic desecration
    and sinful yearning for more

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    ^^That's beautifully written, and rather honest. I normally drink up to 15 cups a day. Pretty sure my blood will make a vampire trip balls. lol.

    @Pemm: Yup. Guitarist always get the hot chicks.

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    I don't drink coffee at all. Y'all are a bunch of addicts, mang...

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    ^ Makes me wonder why did i have to choose video games.

    Coffee is healthy btw, as is beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    ^ Makes me wonder why did i have to choose video games.

    Coffee is healthy btw, as is beer.
    Too much of anything is bad for you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    Too much of anything is bad for you..
    Too much s.ex?...

    Wait, I can actually see how that would be bad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    Too much s.ex?...

    Wait, I can actually see how that would be bad...
    Dat chafing.

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    Yeah, wasnt there news how that one guy died from too much ***.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    Yeah, wasnt there news how that one guy died from too much ***.
    I believe it was a Brazilian kid. Fapped himself to death.

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    Ha, so its not really ***.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    Ha, so its not really ***.
    No, but having experienced the aftermath of a night with a woman seemingly possessed by some ancient fvck-demon, I think the real deal can definitely kill you too..

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