MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[custodes]

Buy some animal blood, freeze it and drop the frozen blood in his mail box (if there's the slit for mail in his door, even better). Besides blood, you can always be very disrespectful and use urine. Some people have done it or maybe (hopefully) it's just an urban myth.

Dude, I eat from my freezer, there is no urine going in there, no it is time for revenge, he like to do pot? fine, then I like to do Heroin, see how he likes needles laying around in the hallway

Crazy guys. Try just asking him to lower it,nicely, first.

Walk into rest-room at work and see two men having a conversation. Sniff around, then stare at them while saying "Smells like s.ex in here"...

Wolverine? Your secret identity is compromised.

[Soldat_Américain]

Happy Belated Birthday, Soldat!

I hope you had a nice time.

Soldat had his birthday? Happy birthday man.

Happy Birthday Soldat. And many more.

Thanks fellas, yeah my 23rd on the 11th. Roommate took me out for a steak that night, then went out on a double date the next night. I couldn't party hard on the 11th because I had a PT test the next morning.

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Thanks fellas, yeah my 23rd on the 11th. Roommate took me out for a steak that night, then went out on a double date the next night. I couldn't party hard on the 11th because I had a PT test the next morning.

11-11-11....your birthday? Omens and portents......

[Fargin]

Just saw sunday's Dexter, anyone enjoyed the American Gothic reference?

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Just saw sunday's Dexter, anyone enjoyed the American Gothic reference?

I don't get Showtime and must wait. What was the comment in question? Used to love American Gothic although, my recall might not be up to the task.

[wotsnext]

Evening ladies.

[Fargin]

I had to goole the name, it's one of the most famous American paintings. Just a nice little easter egg.

[brokenclog]

Wolverine? Your secret identity is compromised.

Actually stole that line from Super Troopers. Crime-humour film...Not exactly new, but still funny as hell. lol

[custodes]

Evening ladies.

Hey bro.

I had to goole the name, it's one of the most famous American paintings. Just a nice little easter egg.

Oh, I was envisioning the TV show. How pedestrian of me. Gotcha now.

Actually stole that line from Super Troopers. Crime-humour film...Not exactly new, but still funny as hell. lol

Super Troopers... forgot about that quote. "MMMM Powdered sugar."

[brokenclog]

"Who wants a moustache ride?"

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"Who wants a moustache ride?"

My little brother is a State Trooper. He thinks this movie is hilarious too.

[wotsnext]

I might just watch a movie this evening, "Romance and Cigarettes" Susan Sarandon and Kate Winslet.

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I might just watch a movie this evening, "Romance and Cigarettes" Susan Sarandon and Kate Winslet.

Never saw that one.

[wotsnext]

Never saw that one.

Comedy drama. A big, heavy-smoking construction worker is in for some trouble when his suburban wife discovers he is having an affair with a sexy but foul-mouthed English shop assistant. Meanwhile, his youngest daughter has fallen in love with the eccentric wannabe music star next door and wants to get married. But what is the difference between real, everlasting love and a brief bout of passion? (R)

BBC iplayer ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...programme-info

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Comedy drama. A big, heavy-smoking construction worker is in for some trouble when his suburban wife discovers he is having an affair with a sexy but foul-mouthed English shop assistant. Meanwhile, his youngest daughter has fallen in love with the eccentric wannabe music star next door and wants to get married. But what is the difference between real, everlasting love and a brief bout of passion? (R)

BBC iplayer ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...programme-info

Wifey picked today?