Reply With QuoteThose are one of my favorites!Originally Posted by Token White Guy
I will leave it up to the rest of the Mess and Canteen members to put in a consensus vote. I vote "abstain"!
Those are one of my favorites!
Pixie as in really petite? Dunno..They're automatically cute, but being a pretty big dude it just feels wrong dating one..
I'm a short lil' fella (damn my 5'4" Iti genes!) so they're just my type. Cute pixie blondes are right behind bubble butt brunettes in my list.
They don't have to be petite. I just imagine a perky blonde gal with short hair.
FFFFUUU.. I have to stop eating these fourre cookies...It's already not a season conducive to staying in shape.
Those Fourre sandwich biscuits are good. I think I've had the vanilla ones on a camping trip.
Is that Beck in your avi?
Whenever I talk to my friend's girlfriend over the internet she always ends up pissed at me. It's always from something I say jokingly and I never actually think she takes it seriously but then she slowly lets it build up and then all of a sudden is raging at me over the internet. It's both hilarious and pretty unfortunate at the same time. Someone's sarcasm meter is clearly broken.
Even using emoticons doesn't help note sarcasm/jokes to her. Thank god she's not my GF because we would not survive together.
There are probably things that she doesn't like about you in relation to how you and her boyfriend interact, the things you do together that annoy her, the bad habits or hijinks. He gets a pass because he is her boyfriend..... You don't. (that's my 5 Eurocents worth of advice... And, I could be totally off the mark)
Why yes. It is that musical wizard!
Send her pics of black dicks and see if that calms her down.
Well, morally/ethically I'm pretty much a shining light in comparison to her boyfriend. But uhh, I come from a group that sees no problems in jokingly talking **** with each other, amongst friends. Petty insults/jabs are all in good fun and we all know to take a joke and can laugh at ourselves and see the humor in pretty much any situation. That's why we're friends, because we're not uptight assholes. My tone of voice in social situations is almost always just sarcastic and all in good fun, which is also the same tone I have when I talk to people online, cause I mean...who really discusses serious interpersonal topics over AIM?
When I talk to her she must think I'm always being serious, takes my jokes/humor as rudeness and being 'judgmental,' when I try to clear up any miscommunications I become 'argumentative' and if I try to point out the flaws in her logic then I become an asshole. It's a losing battle for me, haha. I like her, she's real nice and I like to talk to her, but as soon as she starts talking about something where there could be some kind of joke directed towards her, she gets offended and instantly goes into illogical upset girlfriend mode, and she's not even my girlfriend. I'm not talking about stuff that's defamation of character either, just..meaningless jokes.
I suppose she's just a bit more sensitive and thin-skinned than most people who spend time on online discussion forums and have a lot of close friends. Her BF is pretty much the only person in her life right now, and she thinks we're all douchebags. I wish I didn't like her so I could just joke about her all of the time and not care, her thought process and perceptions of character and people in general could produce some fine lolz.
I should point out that this happens every time she starts talking about her boyfriend to me, apparently that is a no fly-zone with her. For instance, me saying "I'm sure he'll come over to my house to get some food and alcohol" after her saying he'll probably ditch her for a few days to hang out with me after he gets back from Austin, was apparently me being an asshole? Haha
Now, my other buddy's girlfriend. We talk about absurd **** all of the time and she's pretty much on my level of humor, and is always fun to hang out with. Nice ****s too. I'm jelly bro.
That would mean I'd have to search for pics of black ****s. Negative.
Women..They don't make sense and are not supposed to. Hell, my own sisters confuse the shyte out of me and I knew them my whole life...
For real. If my friend and her get married it's going to be interesting.....
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