MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[Soldat_Américain]

Dude...TWG has mad swag at the country club, he works that wheelchair like no other. Women fawn over him.

[Pandemonium]

Dude...TWG has mad swag at the country club, he works that wheelchair like no other. Women fawn over him.

Just promoting the honest and hardworking callgirls, those things have to eat too you know

[Fargin]

Speaking of callgirls, anyone having experiences with bringing one to a family reunions? I know you have to rmember to tell them to dress conservatively, but are there other pitfalls?

[BAF]

Why would you want to take call girl there? You are supposed to have intercourse with them Fargin, not show them to the family.

[junglejim]

Some of you ask disturbing questions.

[Fargin]

Some of you ask disturbing questions.

This BAF guy is pretty creepy.

[BAF]

This BAF guy is pretty creepy.

I'm not the one bringing call girls to my family, just saying dude

[brokenclog]

Speaking of callgirls, anyone having experiences with bringing one to a family reunions? I know you have to rmember to tell them to dress conservatively, but are there other pitfalls?

Don't ask her to dress "conservative". That's basically callgirl code for a latex SS-Oberaufseherin uniform..

You don't want to ask how I know this.

[junglejim]

Don't ask her to dress "conservative". That's basically callgirl code for a latex SS-Oberaufseherin uniform..

You don't want to ask how I know this.

You already mentioned trying to lick your balls, so surprise us and tell us how...

[Token White Guy]

Maybe I'll settle for a $10 hooker named Gladys. It'll either end up like Pretty Woman or I'll get HIV and a box cutter soaked in garlic slashed across my neck.

[BAF]

Don't ask her to dress "conservative". That's basically callgirl code for a latex SS-Oberaufseherin uniform..

You don't want to ask how I know this.

I swear to god i shall meet you one day for drinks, ****s going to be like Harold and Kumar.

[Fargin]

brokenclog, you're a lifesaver.

[junglejim]

Or brokeback, can go both ways when alcohol is involved.

[brokenclog]

I swear to god i shall meet you one day for drinks, ****s going to be like Harold and Kumar.

Neither of us can pass for an Asian dude though...

[Gleipnir]

Speaking of callgirls, anyone having experiences with bringing one to a family reunions? I know you have to rmember to tell them to dress conservatively, but are there other pitfalls?

Watch Pretty Woman. Good documentary on the subject.