Turn left at the dying Toomer Trees, and Roll with the tide and you'll be pretty close mate
So Ive been In Alabama since Sunday and have been trying to a find a hole-in-the-wall diner since Monday...I have directions, unfortunately they include "turn right at the cotton gin" I have no idea what a cotton gin looks like but can now recognize a dairy, chicken farm and what I suspect is a massive industrial methamphetamine lab on sight.
Turn left at the dying Toomer Trees, and Roll with the tide and you'll be pretty close mate
I think this is Tiger country, im not mentioning "Tide" anything for fear of starting a running gun battle in which im the only one with a weapon newer than 1990 and dental work newer than 1981...
Mountains? Ive seen a few hills....
so I looked at my reading list and it is brutal...eff
Especially these....I dont think "adopt a highway" programs get much traction around here.