MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[Cocoa_Butter]

People you are going with giving you problems?

pffttt so much drama. I wish people would just simplify things in life

[Token White Guy]

pffttt so much drama. I wish people would just simplify things in life

That's what you get when you try to deal with women.

[Cocoa_Butter]

That's what you get when you try to deal with women.

LOL
I'm a woman, I don't have this much complexity in my life.

[Soldat_Américain]

HOA Nazis now have no excuse to put stickies on my explorer.

[Cocoa_Butter]

I've always put a strong emphasis on career and made it to be the most important thing in my life. This past year, reality has shown me that no amount of promotions, projects, cushy jobs, paid vacations can fulfill life's purpose....whatever it may be...

[Mujo2000]

I've always put a strong emphasis on career and made it to be the most important thing in my life. This past year, reality has shown me that no amount of promotions, projects, cushy jobs, paid vacations can fulfill life's purpose....whatever it may be...

Yeah...Myrtle Beach will NOT help you with any of those.

[Token White Guy]

I need a sandwich and a kiss. Where's Toddy and Zorro?

[Stormz_STA]

Good evening.

I need a sandwich and a kiss. Where's timetraveller?

I don't think he wants to talk to you anymore.

[NovocastrianUK]

You ever had proper fish and chips, with mushy peas and buttered bread at the seaside?

Bread must be Greggs stottie or Warburtons medium sliced with Lurpak butter. Don't forget the salt and vinger, best wrapped in newspaper.

[Mujo2000]

Bread must be Greggs stottie or Warburtons medium sliced with Lurpak butter. Don't forget the salt and vinger, best wrapped in newspaper.

Well ****...Does the proprietor have to be left handed, to be married for six years, with two children, on a Friday, while it's no cooler than 15C, and no warmer than 25C outside? Only then are they proper?

[Piirka]

I need a sandwich and a kiss. Where's Toady?

It is not a kiss, it is the Kiss...

[wotsnext]

So, some retard knocked me off my scooter earlier, what a fvcking mess.

[Murus]

So, some retard knocked me off my scooter earlier, what a fvcking mess.

Did they damage it seriously?

[NovocastrianUK]

Well ****...Does the proprietor have to be left handed, to be married for six years, with two children, on a Friday, while it's no cooler than 15C, and no warmer than 25C outside? Only then are they proper?

........yes

[Stormz_STA]

So, some retard knocked me off my scooter earlier, what a fvcking mess.

You ride a scooter? :0

I'm sure he didn't do it in purpose. Who would want to hurt such a fine English gentleman?

Are you alright? Do you need assistance? We're here for you, sir.