MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[PEMM]

I feel bad for those lawyers.

[Cocoa_Butter]

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife also.
The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral ***, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies:
"She choked."

[Token White Guy]

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma forseveral years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of justtalking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign andsuggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is anyreaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan fromhis wife also.
The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral ***, saying hewill wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to beembarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later white as asheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened towhich the man replies:
"She choked."

Lol. We have corrupted you.

[PEMM]

it outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to beembarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later white as asheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened towhich the man replies:
"She choked."

I had much higher view of you, ladynadia.

[Arnie100]

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma forseveral years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of justtalking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign andsuggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is anyreaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan fromhis wife also. The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral ***, saying hewill wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to beembarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later white as asheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened towhich the man replies:"She choked."

You have a dirty mind, LOL. (But there's nothing wrong woth that)

[shermbodius]

I love a good dirty joke!

[Cocoa_Butter]

Glad you enjoyed a little mental break. Ok, back to work for me, bye!

[Dufus old hag]

Have fun at work!

[Soldat_Américain]

Unsure of how the exam went this morning.

[armored_diplomacy]

Good morning, MPN.

Good luck, AD.

THank you very much

I´ve just arrived back home after a funny trip to the hills; for some reason all my trips to the hills end up in lost, isolated roads that cross woods and streams, turning an average day off into an off-road experience. Can´t complain: loved it !

[custodes]

THank you very much

I´ve just arrived back home after a funny trip to the hills; for some reason all my trips to the hills end up in lost, isolated roads that cross woods and streams, turning an average day off into an off-road experience. Can´t complain: loved it !

Nothing like a Sunday drive. No matter what day it is.

[custodes]

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife also.
The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral ***, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies:
"She choked."

Ai yi yi! Too funny you naughty little thing.

[Ought Six]

Ought Six is in the bar, lock up the alcohol. Sorry dive bar? Might understand it wrong, you a diver Ought?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dive

[Mein Teil]

Cool joke Naddy...I'm sending that one to my wife! (same dirty mind)

[AroundTheCorner]

one 4 da' homie Jungle Jim